(Find the gay prostitute here)
This last scandal with Ted Haggard banging a gay prostitute on crystal meth when he wasn't preaching against gays and telling Bush the best strategy to "bun the chi-chi man" was typical closeted clergy behavior, but the best part about it was the fact that his gay prostitute's name was Mike Jones (No Cash Money on the URL.)
And this clip of him from the "Jesus Camp" documentary was pretty great as well.
The 3rd grade logic of "Whoever smelt it, dealt it" applies to the anti-gay crowd at this point.
Anyone who goes on and on about gay people probably thought that Lil Wayne/Baby picture was Kosher.
- Much like I am hater in sports and I mainly cheer for teams to lose, I cheer for people to lose in politics as well.
- Katherine Harris lost in Florida.
- Rick Santorum lost in Pennsylvania
- Blackwell lost in Ohio.
- Lynn Swann lost in Pennsylvania.
- Michael Steele lost in Maryland.
- South Dakota's Abortion Referendum got shut down.
- And a bunch of other Republicans lost,
The dark lining of the day is that affirmative action got shut down in Michigan and it is probably going to be shut down nationwide.
That issue was the defining focal point of my four years at the University of Michigan and I should probably put together a more passionate write-up about it.
I won't, but I will say this: It's a wrap for black people.
We had about 40 years to get our shit together and now white people are starting to feel like they did enough to even the playing field and they want that college seat back for their child.
Most white people don't want to watch The Wire and if you watch the show you will know by that I mean they don't want to look at the dark ass reality of why black men barely make it to age 25, let alone college and why they need that extra boost.
So it goes.
Anyway, enjoy the comedic stylings of George Dubya Bush. He's much funnier than Kerry.
Besides, I don't see many jokes coming in the next two years.