Thursday, November 16, 2006

Don't Forget Your Library Card, Ever.

You thought the Patriot Act was passed to prevent terrorism?

Hell no, UCLA campus cops needed the authority to tase the fuck out of suspicious Iranians loitering around the library computers researching nuclear secrets and shit.
Or a student who forgot his ID card.

Same difference.

Peep the footage,

We must protect our libraries from the clutches of Islamofacism!
I'm carrying 3 library cards from this day forward.


  1. This kid eliminated any sympathy I would have had for him by that ridiculous rant about the Patriot Act. WTF does that have to do with anything?

    The highlight of this event is the fact that now Middle Easterners have almost as much of a reason to hate cops as Blacks and Hispanics. He has put a civil rights lawyer on these assholes, and now we can all join hands in brown harmony and hate borderline-retarded police officers.

  2. He's an UCLA liberal.

    When a girl turns you down it's Bush's fault in their eyes.

    Whiny liberal shit aside, he is about to get PAID by UCLA.

    I'd take a taser to the groin for 6 figures.

  3. If you think he is getting a paltry six figures in California, you are sadly mistaken.

  4. He was still talking coherently after being shocked by a Taser a few times... he's definitely no pussy.

  5. He'll be rich, pussy or not, that's what matters.