(OSU girls, really big fans of Kobe Bryant)
Ohio is by far the worst state in our fair Union.
I would like to tell them this in person at their football stadium on Saturday and risk a lynching but those tickets are more expensive than a PS3 right now.
So I'll give some proof in case you don't believe me for some reason. Recall that:
- Ohio gave George Bush the election in 2004.
- Ohio parents call 8-year olds niggers at Pee Wee Football games.
- Ohio residents stick up video games stores for PS3s.
- Ohio also has the highest incidence of oral herpes of any state (sounds right to me.)
And I think they may have had something to do with the death of the beloved University of Michigan coach Bo Schembechler one day before the UM/OSU game.
For these reasons and others I grant you permission to slap anyone with red or gray on tomorrow as the Wolverines emerge victorious and ignore this entire post if for some reason we don't beat OSU tomorrow.