I normally don't give two shits about this type of nonsense but I have to give props to someone who asks for a divorce with a text message.
Peep the realness,
You can see the exact second his world implodes towards the 1:40 mark of the clip.
Goddamn I am a hater.
And apparently so is B. Spears.
With her two kids and her pre-nup locked down she called Reynolds to wrap that shit up.
After Jessica Simpson almost lost half of her $36 million to Nick Lachey, Britney wasn't about to get got, so to speak.
She's my new hero.