Friday, June 29, 2007

White People Win!

(Bong hits for Jesus!)

The Supreme Court is on a tear. They are trying to see how much they can fuck America the fuck up before they go hunting with Dick Cheney for the summer.

The list of god awful rulings they made in the last few days is sickening but the real shit kicker is their ruling on race in schools.

Apparently that whole Civil Rights movement thing you Negroes have been into for the last few decades was a waste of time, because segregation is really not that big of a deal. Black kids can't Chicken Noodle their way out of this one.

Court strikes racial diversity school programs (Reuters)

Certain sections of the media and so-called "independent" voters would like you to believe because of the nature of our political system, Democrats and Republicans are identical.

When you look at the type of Supreme Court Justices Republicans nominate and the decisions they make, you realize that is one of the greatest lies ever sold.

Let's go through the interweb and see how much race doesn't matter...

But don't worry about those things. The Supreme Court says race doesn't matter. The Supreme Court which consists of a fucking retard named Antonin Scalia, who cites the fictional terrorist fighting of Jack Bauer as a defense of torture.

Peep the delusion,

  • The conservative jurist stuck up for Agent Bauer, arguing that fictional or not, federal agents require latitude in times of great crisis. “Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. … He saved hundreds of thousands of lives,” Judge Scalia said. Then, recalling Season 2, where the agent’s rough interrogation tactics saved California from a terrorist nuke, the Supreme Court judge etched a line in the sand.

    “Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?” Judge Scalia challenged his fellow judges. “Say that criminal law is against him? ‘You have the right to a jury trial?’ Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don’t think so.”




Can you say disbarment?

"24" has become the most pathetic enabler for Republican torture fantasies and the failed "War on Terror." It's really disgraceful.

Do Republicans have any respectable or defensible positions anymore?
Will it even matter by the time 2009 gets here?

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Note From the Management

To all the blog fam who still check this blog despite my neglect, I will be back next week and keeping the blog as regular as your grandpa on oatmeal.

Paris is free, white people are safe and now I can resume the hate and snitching.

I will try my damn best to do three quality posts a week plus do the Snitch of the Week.

Any quality blog drops happen while I was gone?

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Snitch of the Week: 6/10 - 6/16 (Jon Stewart)

(The Edward R. Murrow of this fake news isht.)

Sometimes I feel like Jon Stewart's job is too easy. Lord knows government's natural state is corrupt and that he'd have material regardless of who was in power, but the intellectually dishonesty and pathological lying of the Bush administration is making his gig a little too easy.

Peep Jon Stewart earning his Snitch of the Week stripes by outing Bush's Press Secretary Tony Snow's latest lie. The dude is a press secretary and he can't even spin his own bullshit. Rather than even making an attempt to explain his previous bullshit statement he just flat out denied saying it.

I don't even think anyone called him out on it. Go media go!

I know the Bush people aren't big into science, evolution and the like but they do understand how video cameras work right? I mean goddamn.

For keeping 'em honest where he can, Jon Stewart is the Snitch of the Week.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Start Snitching Soprano's Prediction

(Best hair ever)

I know I'm cutting it close to the finale airing but I just wanted to be on record as predicting Tony's downfall at the hands of Paulie Walnuts. Good prediction site here.

Reasons why,

  • Paulie was friends with Tony's dad and Tony admired him growing up. All of Tony's largest problem come from his blood or near blood connections.

  • Paulie snitched about Ginny's fat joke to the NY family.

  • Tony showed his hand by almost killing Paulie and then backing away from his impulse.

  • It seems like he helped botch the hit on Phil Retardo.

  • I had a bizarre dream where Paulie shoots Tony. The fact that I am dreaming about this show means that it really does need to end.

Happy watching y'all.

Snitch of the Week: 6/3 - 6/9 (Obama)

Y'all need to all jump aboard the Obama train and stop fronting. This week he proved that he can amass massive amounts of white love and ($$$) while telling the truth off the project roof about the black community.

From the article,

  • Obama, vying to become America's first black president, said despair and anger that sparked rioting in Los Angeles 15 years ago, was exposed again, after Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans in 2005.

    "Many of the folks in this room know just where they were when the riot in Los Angeles started," Obama said in a speech at Hampton University, Virginia.

    Obama said in remarks distributed by his campaign that that "quiet riots" that take place every day across America happened when "a sense of disconnect settles in and hope dissipates."

    "Much of what we saw on our television screens 15 years ago was Los Angeles expressing a lingering, ongoing, pervasive legacy -- a tragic legacy out of the tragic history this country has never fully come to terms with."

    "That despair quietly simmers and makes it impossible to build strong communities and neighborhoods.

    "And then one afternoon a jury says, 'Not guilty' -- or a hurricane hits New Orleans -- and that despair is revealed for the world to see."

Naturally Limbaugh and the Fox News crowd took it a little differently. Apparently Obama was inciting and justifying black riots.

  • "He's talking about there's a quiet riot brewing in America today because Bush doesn't care, because Bush isn't doing enough. This guy was inciting, he was inciting riots. ... And to talk about a quiet riot that is brewing out there it is dangerous, it is reckless."

This ignorance would be funny if so many fucking retards didn't believe this shit.

For giving out those inconvenient truths that white people who don't watch The Wire don't like to hear, Obama is the Snitch of the Week.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Send That Bitch Back To Jail!

Everyone is trying to figure out what kind of bullshit happened for Paris to get out so damn fast. Besides being a rich white girl.

One could easily write a passionate thesis on America's obsession with sanctity of white women and the failings of the justice system (Genarlow Wilson anyone...)

But not me, I'm still too disgusted to give it much attention.
I just wanted to share the best line I read on the Interwebs about this whole affair.

  • - "How did she get out so fast? She must have banged the sheriff."

    - "Maybe, but she did not blow the deputy."

You gotta love the Internet.
And even better, after reading that I just heard that she's been ordered to court tomorrow and may go back to prison. Who cares about 3,500 dead U.S. soldiers in Iraq when this circus is going on?

How much you wanna bet Bush ordered Paris' release as a smokescreen?

Snitch of the Week: 5/27 - 6/2 (Regal Cinemas)

I've been waiting my whole life for a device that let's you snitch on your fellow moviegoers. Regal Cinemas has ended my wait.

  • Moviegoers would receive remote devices that allow them to silently page theater staff if something is annoying them, whether it be another person talking or making noise, something wrong with the picture, or movie piracy. Those doing the snitching become members of the Regal Crown Club loyalty program, which allows them to accumulate credits toward future box office and concession stand purchases.

Paid informant?
Regal Cinemas is a theater I can fuck with.

While few things beat movie hopping on a Saturday, nothing ruins that experience like other human beings.

For making snitching as simple as pressing a button, Regal Cinemas is the Snitch of the Week.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Snitch of the Week: 5/20 - 5/26 (Giambi)

(Silence is golden.)

I have to give the Snitch of the Week to Jason Giambi for basically admitting to steroid use and giving the Yankees the perfect excuse they needed to void his contract.

Whoever interviewed Giambi and got him talking needs to talk to Barry Bonds next so we can get him the hell out of baseball. There is a rich history of self-snitching on this site and for joining this list, Jason Giambi is the Snitch of the Week.

Snitch of the Week: 5/13 - 5/19 (Ron Paul)

Ron Paul is a Republican I can fuck with. Peep this clip from a Republican debate last month where he walked the fine line of explaining why America is hated without blaming the victims of terrorism.

He spit that truth off the Fox News roof all over Guliani.

For shitting all over Republican orthodoxy and calling out the party's warmongering, Ron Paul is the Snitch of the Week.