Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Bush Twins Got Got (A.K.A. Robbed)

(Welcome to Argentina)

For those who don't know, I am using 'got' in the sense of being robbed.

I don't know how I didn't hear about this anywhere else, but Barbara Bush (the uglier one) of the Bush twins was eating at a restaurant in Buenos Aires with Jenna when the gulliest motherfucker in the history of gully motherfuckers jacked Barbara for her purse in front of her Secret Service agents.

And it seems he got away with it, which would mean that the dude now has her credit cards and cell phone.

Before you laugh with evil glee, just think about what it means for you when the U.S. government can't keep the Bush twins safe.

Watch ya back while you're eating that turkey.


  1. Yo, that cat must be the smoothest pick pocket ever. I think it was myh man Hugo Chavez

  2. I just hope dude knows what he did, otherwise it's less hardcore than just stupidity on the parts of the agents who are now protecting penguins in their natural habitat.

  3. Kidnap the president's wife without a plan...

    Or daughter. Whatevz.


  4. It's either really smart or really stupid but I like it.

    And if it was Hugo Chavez I am moving to Venezuela tonight.