(Welcome to Argentina)
For those who don't know, I am using 'got' in the UrbanDictionary.com sense of being robbed.
I don't know how I didn't hear about this anywhere else, but Barbara Bush (the uglier one) of the Bush twins was eating at a restaurant in Buenos Aires with Jenna when the gulliest motherfucker in the history of gully motherfuckers jacked Barbara for her purse in front of her Secret Service agents.
And it seems he got away with it, which would mean that the dude now has her credit cards and cell phone.
Before you laugh with evil glee, just think about what it means for you when the U.S. government can't keep the Bush twins safe.
Watch ya back while you're eating that turkey.