Thursday, November 29, 2007

Pure Hilarity

Straight from my boy at

As a Tribute to the Notorious B.I.G.

This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district's ebonics translation competition.


Please translate the following song lyrics from ebonics to standard English.

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin' money Those the ones I like 'cause they don't get nathan' But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage, I turn like doorknobs Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever However, I stay coochied down to the socks Rings and watch filled with rocks

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and whores. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

And it only gets better on the site.

This may be old, but I never saw it.

Monday, November 26, 2007

The Return

If Star and Bucwild can return to the NYC radiowaves and give me a reason to dust off my FM tuner then goddamnit, I can return to blogging.

Q4 has been busy but for those who emailed me, is still alive.

Friday, November 02, 2007

American Gangster: Choose Your Theater Wisely

Because please believe a nigga will got shot watching this in a theater this weekend.
Sad, but true.

If no one gets shot, it's because the whole hood already copped the leaked version.

And Jay's soundtrack to match is hot.

Watch out now...