Thursday, September 25, 2008

Letterman Pulls McCain's Card


Seriously though.
Events occur more than one at a time in the world.
Grandpa really can't go to D.C. sign some paper, fly back and debate for 90 minutes?

And if Palin is so ready, why can't she hold the fort?

She's established herself as an expert on Russia because she can see it.
Has she ever looked at money? Because that knowledge by osmosis power she has would be awesome right now.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Rap Line of the Year

Surprisingly did not come from a rapper...

"Mad Men want to be me like I'm Don fucking Draper."

To understand this video hit the link below.

And check this if you have no clue who Don Draper is then please correct that.

And their gutter sex talk matches anything Cam'ron/Dipset puts out.

"Good things come in threes,
So I'll need you on your back, your stomach and your knees."

Please use that line this weekend.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I Love Jesus

God bless Jesus for inspiring the Christians in this video and the internet for bringing it to my doorstep, so to speak.

If I knew of a church that could promise this every Sunday I would convert now.

You're welcome.