tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-173116672024-03-13T11:24:43.234-04:00Telling the Truth Off of the Project RoofStart Snitchinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06905281888631459479noreply@blogger.comBlogger537125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-81304400188329399882010-02-13T23:20:00.001-05:002010-02-13T23:24:31.780-05:00Your Racial Politics are a Wonderland<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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So John Mayer singlehandedly halved the number of rap-approved rock artists from two to one (congrats on the W Coldplay) with his astoundingly casual racism in his awful Playboy interview.<br />
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You know how sometimes, people say "I was taken out of context"? Well in this case the context was even worse than the racial comment he got in trouble for. <a href="http://www.playboy.com/articles/john-mayer-playboy-interview/index.html?page=2">The interview</a> was filled with just sort of unfiltered frat boy douchiness that you'd expect to find in the male portion of his fanbase.<br />
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But this is Start Snitching so let's get into the racial parts after checking out a piece of the interview,<br />
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<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="font-weight: bold;">MAYER:</strong> Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’"<br />
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<strong style="font-weight: bold;">PLAYBOY:</strong> It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.<br />
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<strong style="font-weight: bold;">MAYER:</strong> What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.<br />
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<strong style="font-weight: bold;">PLAYBOY:</strong> Do black women throw themselves at you?<br />
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<strong style="font-weight: bold;">MAYER:</strong> I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.<br />
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<strong style="font-weight: bold;">PLAYBOY:</strong> Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.<br />
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<strong style="font-weight: bold;">MAYER:</strong> I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from <em style="font-style: italic;">The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air</em>. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.</span></li>
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</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><b>Re: Nigger Pass</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">As a privileged white boy, what he was TRYING to say in the first part of the interview was actually pretty self-aware. He was dismissing the foolish notion of a 'hood pass' and recognized the limits of 'black acceptance.' </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Even the coolest affirmative action supporting white person in the world, whose ancestors were abolitionists, marched on Washington, and voted for Obama, can't drop a N-bomb without getting curbstomped. It's just that simple. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Had he made that point intelligently, no one would be talking about this shit, and he would be getting more praise than scorn from those that caught it.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><b>Re: David Duke Cock</b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">His second point betrays any intelligence he tried to display in the first part of the interview. Calling your cock David Duke might make for an awesome quote and get you booked as a keynote speaker at the next Teabagger Convention but again it's not the smoothest way to make the point that you may have found some black women attractive but never dated one.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Guess what John Mayer, tons of black women have found plenty of white guys attractive, but also have not dated any of them either, probably because many are worried that white dudes are secretly racist. See the cycle of bullshit we're dealing with here?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Saying Kerry Washington is 'white-girl crazy' and will 'break your heart like a white girl' means nothing at all. ALL RACES OF WOMEN ARE EQUALLY CRAZY AND WILL BREAK YOUR HEART IN THE EXACT SAME WAY. Ask any dude of any race.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Women of all races are also great in the same ways. White women do not put up with less or more bullshit from men than any other race of women. I'm not being glib about this at all, because domestic abuse is serious shit, but an abused women shelter is a pretty diverse place. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Kerry Washington's alleged proclivity in casual dick sucking doesn't advance the racial dialogue at all or make me want to check out your song about crazy women any more than I did before the interview.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Holly Robinson Peete <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/ni1567511/">is not feeling Mayer at all on this</a> and Jessica Simpson wasn't feeling Mayer's comments about her super V either. Hilary Banks was unavailable for comment.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">So what have we learned here? Whether saying something insightful or ignorant, John Mayer has no subtlety. Also, you should probably not do interviews drunk.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">But he cried about it at a concert y'all,</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">So expect the prerequisite minority girlfriend and Kanye duet (who is still awaiting white redemption for rapin, er stage-bumping Taylor Swift) soon.</span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-47908876560167908832009-11-30T00:08:00.000-05:002009-11-30T00:08:55.050-05:00Tiger Woods - Not a Start Snitching FanWhile Tiger is doing his "Stand By Your (Wo)Man" Tammy Wynette thing in his XXXL "Stop Snitching" t-shirt and giving his wife a free pass for going Wolverine on his face, enjoy this apt, and raw clip from Star and Bucwild.<br />
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<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,00,0" height="393" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.vladtv.com/embed/10192/?file=star--buc-wild-are-you-being-abused&image=10192&watermark=1&mediaKeywords=Star & Buc Wild&mediaTitle=STAR BUC WILD Are you being Abused"><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="menu" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><embed src="http://www.vladtv.com/embed/10192/?file=star--buc-wild-are-you-being-abused&image=10192&watermark=1&mediaKeywords=Star & Buc Wild&mediaTitle=STAR BUC WILD Are you being Abused" width="480" height="393" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" menu="false" allowScriptAccess="all" allowNetworking="all"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-38381815605991143422009-08-29T03:26:00.001-04:002009-08-29T03:28:12.801-04:00Hot Or Not?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQnunP9guIIsnOCL1dZiXZIrk5Oi9h2i5at3aDQNg67kYweZ0DWC_ljPU_tcbCy-8uEv-nPRkrWwVxyI_0H-r__6LH2Ftz0uet3hxDLqcMibrTZB8240Kz1wcsm6uZ4ZqnG9AU/s1600-h/0814-lizzie-miller_vg.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQnunP9guIIsnOCL1dZiXZIrk5Oi9h2i5at3aDQNg67kYweZ0DWC_ljPU_tcbCy-8uEv-nPRkrWwVxyI_0H-r__6LH2Ftz0uet3hxDLqcMibrTZB8240Kz1wcsm6uZ4ZqnG9AU/s400/0814-lizzie-miller_vg.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375284117030430610" /></a><br /><br />Motivation comes from the oddest places. I've been feeling the Start Snitching itch more and more lately and then I see the above photo and so many things I've been reading just all came together and yet, I'm still not entirely sure what to make of this picture.<br /><br />This was published in the <a href="http://www.glamour.com/health-fitness/blogs/vitamin-g/2009/08/on-the-cl-the-picture-you-cant.html">September issue of Glamour</a>, hit Gawker and then the rest of the internet went wild with it.<br /><br />Caveat #1: This picture is oddly angled and only a skeleton wouldn't show any kind of gut in that position.<br /><br />Caveat #2: I think it's a refreshing to have these images out there, competing for mindshare, even if it wasn't a cover shot.<br /><br />With that said,<br /><br />It seems like the whole argument of personal health, has been reduced to this false dichotomy, much like the health care "debate" in this country. It's an Us Vs Them battle where being unhealthy is an act of defiance to the <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/green/detail?blogid=49&entry_id=45654">health nuts and hippie vegans who want to steal your cheesecake</a> (PETA again misses the fucking point.)<br /><br />Partly because of people with their approach, there is literally a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_acceptance_movement">Fat Acceptance Movement</a>.<br /><br />There are seemingly only two sides to this coin, you can airbrush the reality out of every woman in media and deify images of hungry chicks with body dysmorphic disorder or you can start the creep, where the meanings of overweight and obesity get redefined and expanded to accommodate the increasing average and reflect "reality."<br /><br />I feel a little dirty linking to Maxim, but this <a href="http://www.maxim.com/humor/articles/83875/7-stages-being-fat.html">7 Stages of Fat</a> sort of captures the "Wall-E" style progression we're on.<br /><br />America is somewhere on Stage 5: Sporty Fat.<br /><br />There has to be some sort of 3rd option that doesn't involve me counting Angelina Jolie's ribs or pretending that <a href="http://www.1monique.com/mainv3.html">Mo'Nique is sexy</a> because she's confident and happy while wearing a shirt that says "Fat Gurl." (Celebrating Ebonics and Obesity in two words, quite an achievement...)<br /><br />Seriously though, this attitude is part of the problem. Too many dudes use the term "thick" (Pause no Uncle Ruckus/Clarence Thomas) as a <a href="http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/58308.php">compliment that has gone beyond definition and too many chicks take this overused term as a sign of achievement</a> (ahem, black community, cough cough.)<br /><br />Let's delve further, in July 2009 a report came out stating that <a href="http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/healthday/2009/07/16/blacks-have-highest-obesity-rates-in-us.html">blacks have the highest obesity rate</a> in the country for three reasons, one, acceptance of obesity, two, less physical activity and three, a 25790:1 McDonald's:Trader Joes ratio in the hood.<br /><br />There is not a damn thing wrong with trying to be thick like Beyonce. In fact I encourage it, but <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=beyonce_knowles_yel_bikini_big&title=Beyonce%20Knowles%20Bikini%20Pictures">look very carefully at the type of thick Beyonce is</a>. She can probably do more situps than me when I was playing 3 sports and still maintains her curves.<br /><br />This is larger than the black community though, this attitude ties directly into this seemingly unique American attitude of having no remorse for ones actions or the ability to assess those actions honestly and make changes.<br /><br />It's ok to say, maybe I should get a few runs in a week and cut out some fat out the diet.<br /><br />In this health care debacle plaguing the country, what would happen if Obama said a big way to rein in costs would be healthier eating and exercise?<br /><br />There'd be town halls with people crying ZOMG Eugenics, socialized <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joan-williams/obama-eats-arugula_b_106166.html">arugula</a>! Keep your Muslin, yes <a href="http://wonkette.com/402743/typical-florida-person-creates-years-best-campaign-sign">MusliN</a> hands off my Apple pie!<br /><br />Chris Matthews would have a five night special on if Obama really understands middle America or is just a coastal elite and Glenn Beck would eat the entire contents of the "<a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/">This Is Why You're Fat</a>" blog to show Obama this is still our country!<br /><br />Fuck your treadmill and your granola bar! America Fuck Yeah!<br /><br />My trademarked Start Snitching hyperbole is not even that far-fetched anymore...<br /><br />When all forms of cancer, a largely uncontrollable corruption of your own body, is <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/booster_shots/2009/07/obesity-health-costs.html">less of a strain on the health care system than obesity</a>, a largely controllable corruption, things have gone seriously awry.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-38831718944177433932009-08-23T23:59:00.000-04:002009-08-23T23:59:38.213-04:00Top 5 Songs of the 00's?I'm trying to compile my personal top ten and have been asking around for other people's lists to see if I forgot anything.<br />
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It's a little overwhelming to summarize a decade, especially one in which my musical tastes changed so much and when it seemed like my hard drive crashed every freaking semester.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-89051739283903419682009-08-17T16:26:00.000-04:002009-08-17T16:26:40.401-04:00Test 1,2I kinda miss this shit.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-13516459113927153722009-04-16T13:44:00.000-04:002009-04-16T13:44:49.217-04:00Put in Tea Bag In It, It's a Wrap<a href="http://draft.blogger.com/"></a>I still have the National Review online in my Google RSS feeds, an artifact from when I was willing to entertain Republican viewpoints and pretend to try and understand both sides.<br />
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I mainly ignore it now, however one column caught my eye for it's particularly brand of inanity and actually got me to read it.<br />
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Titled, "<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/15/diffrent-strokes-ope.html">How to solve the pirate problem</a>" the column featured a particularly noxious brand of knuckle dragging conservatism that combined with a larger confluence of GOP ignorance throughout the week, leads me to believe we have entered into a defacto one party rule.<br />
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When the voice of a mainstream conservative publication says,<br />
<blockquote>"What remains to be seen is whether this problem was solved despite Obama’s instincts or because of them. The SEALs solved a hostage crisis by shooting three pirates. The question is whether Obama will prevent a pirate crisis from emerging by making it easier to shoot even more pirates."</blockquote><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">It's a wrap.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">As a country with severe ego damage from nearly a decade of fighting brown people without the ability to declare victory, Americans were thrilled that our Seals could pop off three shots and end an international crisis between the commercial breaks of American Idol.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">However the problem of piracy is not that simple and like most things, cannot be solved by shooting it in the face over and over. Somalians don't become pirates because they like watching Johnny Depp twist out Kiera Knightly.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">I'm going to take a guess and say that piracy has something to do with Somalia being a failed state and their inability to provide their citizens with the basic protections and opportunities that the anti-government/anti-stimulus/anti-social net GOP seem bent on eradicating in the U.S. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div>Also, a third war of the naval variety in another Muslim country probably wouldn't be the best idea.<br />
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Killing everyone cannot be your long-term strategy. Republicans, barring some MAJOR Democratic gaffe are finished as a political force. Demographically, sociologically, economically, they're a wrap.<br />
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A <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/30/business/media/30beck.html?pagewanted=all">NYT article about Glenn Beck</a> said,<br />
<blockquote><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">The conservative writer <a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/f/david_frum/index.html?inline=nyt-per" style="color: #004276; text-decoration: underline;" title="More articles about David Frum">David Frum</a> said Mr. Beck’s success “is a product of the collapse of conservatism as an organized political force, and the rise of conservatism as an alienated cultural sensibility.”<br />
“It’s a show for people who feel they belong to an embattled minority that is disenfranchised and cut off,” he said.</span></blockquote><br />
And this is a conservative saying that his party is just a mentality that angry people share. This is particularly sad when you realize that this upcoming decade is pretty crucial and deserves serious deliberation but you have Republicans that release alternative budget proposals <b><a href="http://draft.blogger.com/goog_1239842344457">without any numbers</a> </b>the chance for serious dialogue is already over.<br />
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What can you expect when <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/14/us/14bar.html?_r=4&hp=&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1239642107-AM35u26+xwf+6wkTCQDjbQ">a key conservative like Clarence Thomas says that</a>.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">“Today there is much focus on our rights,” Justice Thomas said. “Indeed, I think there is a proliferation of rights.”</span><br />
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Because that's what this decade has been defined by, the proliferation of rights by Americans. Fuck you, Clarence Thomas.<br />
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How else do you account for the rabid reaction of the GOP when the <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/print?id=7344776">DHS releases a report</a> saying what basic sociology has said for decades? Veterans who do not assimilate back into society upon return, can lash out in dangerous ways. I guess it's insulting to acknowledge the trauma of war.<br />
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The fact that so many Republicans are so offended by the fact that right-wing extremism is a growing threat to America shows their inability to distinguish between extremism and mainstream political thought as well as their inability to read. The DHS also released a report outlining the future of left-wing extremism as well.<br />
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They do know that right?<br />
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Slate broke down what exactly <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2216248/pagenum/all/#p2">April means in American history and it's pretty grim</a>. VT, Columbine, Waco and even the recent Poplawski police shooting incident all took place in April. The facts kind of show that <a href="http://www.start.umd.edu/start/announcements/announcement.asp?id=140">most of the attacks are of right wing origin</a>. What do you expect when you tell people to rise against the government and to store up on guns?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-62615520136928445552009-04-07T19:03:00.000-04:002009-04-07T19:03:40.721-04:00Relapse IndeedDoes Eminem realize he's one of these pop culture icons as worthy of derision as any reality show castoff / pop star of the week?<br />
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It's clear from this video that he has lost all drive, talent, wit and satirical relevance. Here is he making references to events that at their most recent ended a year ago.<br />
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Who gets excited when they here this?<br />
Who does it amuse to hear the infiniteth Britney/Winehouse joke?<br />
Or to watch a listless bloated steroid-added Dr. Dre play the foil to Eminem?<br />
*Yaaaawn...*<br />
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Oh and there's a Rainman joke in there too.<br />
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What's even worse is the precedent Eminem has set. We are all now subjected to a string as Asher Roth's that everyone in the industry is in a rush to co-sign because they want to claim they supported him before he sells 2.3 millions CDs to frat houses all around the country. But instead of coming from a place of comity with the black experience, as Eminem has tried to do with his background and all, rappers like Asher Roth come straight from the frat house and revel in their awesomeness. It is more than grating.<br />
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But I can't really add more to the Asher bashing than what <a href="http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/11149-lark-on-my-go-kart/">Pitchfork has thankfully already done</a>.<br />
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Here's what I'm trying to figure out.<br />
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Do I hate Eminem because I am no longer in high school where even then, I had to take this humor in small doses?<br />
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Or is he doing what he's always done?<br />
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I ask this because I don't have the constitution to go back and play his old records. Paul Wall will satisfy all of my white rap needs. Hell, Weird Al spits harder than this.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-59584269515754419672009-04-06T01:05:00.001-04:002009-04-06T01:07:02.568-04:00The Repression Begins<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT6zhT_QHeV4zfNiTudVB86igflOKgaEEMfrVQhWVvs6fDGpPdqdiJD5zDCqp3JpC2r8LWMavF9UAP8iHr2o1Fj-zCzqkNPGbU9Ky-y9OeAmBzz6wvgON2n_yihNCX723a1Mu6/s1600-h/nas-it-was-written-music-album.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT6zhT_QHeV4zfNiTudVB86igflOKgaEEMfrVQhWVvs6fDGpPdqdiJD5zDCqp3JpC2r8LWMavF9UAP8iHr2o1Fj-zCzqkNPGbU9Ky-y9OeAmBzz6wvgON2n_yihNCX723a1Mu6/s320/nas-it-was-written-music-album.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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I almost missed this story, but <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/31/education/31college.html?pagewanted=all">universities have started moving away from need-blind admissions process</a>. It makes perfect sense when you consider the beating university endowments took in the market, but it doesn't make the social implications any less sinister.<br />
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What this means is they want rich kids who won't apply for financial aid. Can you guess what racial category these students will overwhelmingly fall into? European notions of free college and health cares are starting to look pretty good huh?<br />
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It is pretty disheartening to think of the private elite universities becoming even more insular, white and upper income. Actually it's pretty fucking sickening.<br />
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<ul><li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">Some admissions officers and college advisers say richer parents are taking note of the climate, calculating that if they do not apply for aid, their children stand a better chance of getting in.<br />
“They think their kids will have more options,” said Diane Geller, a college counselor in private practice in Los Angeles and president of the Independent Educational Consultants Association, a nonprofit group that represents private academic counselors. “And anecdotally, it would seem that that’s the case.”</span></li>
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At the social experiment I obtained my B.A. from, A.K.A. the University of Michigan during the affirmative action trials, there were mixed signals as to how effective affirmative action is a tool of racial inclusion, but at least the effort was there.<br />
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However that effort is over now that many schools have started scaling back on affirmative action due to a series of unfortunate state ballots that repealed race-based considerations as reverse discrimination.<br />
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It is triply damaging when you <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29933480/">read up on the failures of HBCU's</a> who now have white valedictorians.<br />
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<ul><li><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">An Associated Press analysis of government data on the 83 federally designated four-year HBCUs shows just 37 percent of their black students finish a degree within six years. That's 4 percentage points lower than the national college graduation rate for black students...<br />
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As our Repression, (Depression + Rewecession) as I like to call it, snakes its way through all aspects of American life many social advances of the last few decades will be reversed quicker than anyone can have imagined.<br />
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It's a good thing Obama ended race in America. Although under these new admissions policies he might not have made it into the Ivy's that so proudly rep him.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-20205838173548050752009-03-12T23:48:00.000-04:002009-03-12T23:48:07.517-04:00Israel and Obama: The Awkward DanceI'm still feeling this story out as much as Obama and Israel are feeling each other out.<br />
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However, we have the first shot fired as Charles Freeman withdrew his name from an intelligence position.<br />
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<a href="http://israel%20is%20driving%20itself%20toward%20a%20cliff%2C%20and%20it%20is%20irresponsible%20not%20to%20question%20israeli%20policy%20and%20to%20decide%20what%20is%20best%20for%20the%20american%20people./">Because of the Jews!</a> (NYT article, the comments are better than the article)<br />
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<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/11/AR2009031104308.html?wprss=rss_politics">Superior Wash Po take here</a>.<br />
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<a href="http://www.alternet.org/rights/131034/%22unprecedented%22_attack_by_israel_lobby_led_to_chas_freeman's_downfall/">Alternet.org's version</a> is the best I think. (Yea, I read about half a dozen takes on this story. So what?)<br />
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I still can't act like I'm well versed in this particular situation, but it seems very incredible that Charles Freeman was nominated to any administration position considering his frankness when discussing Israel.<br />
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As quoted,<br />
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<blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">"Israel is driving itself toward a cliff, and it is irresponsible not to question Israeli policy and to decide what is best for the American people."</span></blockquote><br />
Wow. Common sense can be truly radical. How dare we, as Americans, wonder what actions will create the best long-term results for... America and not Israel. The myopia is blinding. As one commenter said,<br />
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<blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">"Perhaps the (NYT) article could have pointed out that Mr. Rosen, whose blog initiated the attack on Freeman, is currently indicted on espionage charges and due to stand trial. Steve Rosen along with Keith Weissman are charged with providing Israel with classified US documents.</span></blockquote><br />
And Chuck Schumer is definitely on my shitlist.<br />
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But when U.S. Representative Israel (I swear that's a real Jewish congressman in NY) calls up Rahm Emanuel along with the Zionist Organization of America (real group) and says get this guy out of the running, America has a bit of a problem.<br />
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I would like to start the Black Power/Africa First/ Ali Boom Ba Yay! Lobby or maybe the Trini to the Bone Lobby group and see how patriotic it is for the U.S. to support my country's interests over their own. Or what calls Senator Schumer make on my behalf.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-43660696032207450622009-03-07T16:42:00.000-05:002009-03-07T16:42:25.212-05:00What if Tyler Perry Directed The Watchmen?I often have this nightmare...<br />
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<a href="http://new.music.yahoo.com/launchcast/">God Bless Slate</a>.<br />
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I missed most of 2008 but I'll catch up on January and February 2009, and aim to keep up going forward.<br />
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As always, feel free to nominate the Snitches who deserve the props.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-51406705212661572012009-03-03T01:53:00.001-05:002009-03-03T12:59:57.295-05:00David Simon for PresidentMy favorite white man in the world, David Simon (creator of The Wire and a ton of other classic groundbreaking television shows) decided that people didn't pay enough attention to Season 5 of The Wire and went back into reporting.<br />
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Or maybe he smelled bullshit on a police shooting and decided to embarrass at least three institutions at the same time.<br />
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Read the Washington Post article <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/27/AR2009022703591_2.html">here</a>.<br />
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It's pretty incredible.<br />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">(Did I mention that I also took a train with DS (as I call him) from Columbia University to Penn Station? </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Yea, I'm cool like that.)</div><br />
He touches on so many of themes (bloated police bureaucracy, community/police disconnect, failure of the media) that made The Wire so powerful and vital.<br />
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Clearly the media is at fault here. I'm far from an expert on this but the most immediate problem is that the profit margin expectations are too high on newspapers.<br />
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They need to be privatized by angel investors who can accept a 2% return or just be happy with breaking even.<br />
This is a much better approach than constant staff cuts to reduce costs to increase profits and pump the stock price.<br />
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Otherwise these important and even the not so seemingly important stories will continue to slip through the cracks. At least we have TMZ to do our serious reporting.<br />
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Joking... I think.<br />
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<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/01/tmz-story-forces-bank-to-return-1-6-billion/">http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/01/tmz-story-forces-bank-to-return-1-6-billion/</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-18690868810522979252009-03-01T22:31:00.000-05:002009-03-01T22:31:49.668-05:00The Year Two Thousand... and NineteenI'm just going to jump into this shit and pretend like I never left. You can tell a friend to tell a friend.<br />
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Below is a Microsoft nerd fest of what they expect to happen in the next 10 years.<br />
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More than anything I am a technology lover and advocate. So watching videos like the above give me a little bit of an orgasm, regardless of whether Microsoft is the company that will usher in this new wave of tech or not.<br />
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Thinking about the next 10 years of tech and where we have come from since 1999 and the scritch scratch of AOL dial-up and their ubiquitous installation discs is pretty overwhelming.<br />
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We already live in an age where computers can access detailed 3D imagery of the entire earth and ocean, replace your television via the internet and help you stalk your exes from as far back as elementary school.<br />
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What will the iPhone be like in 10 years?<br />
What will video game tech or even computing in general be capable of?<br />
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Or will we be fighting Chinese robot police for scraps of food in our post economic collapse in a sort of I Am Legend/Mad Max future dystopia?<br />
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But then things like reality have to go and fuck shit up for me. Who will really get to use these technologies? Will they improve society or just make life easier for those whose lives are already pretty easy?<br />
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I mean, what's the point of an awesome touch screen medical diagnosis device when over <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090210/ap_on_go_co/health_spending">50 million people in the country will be uninsured by 2019</a>.<br />
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Which leads me to this <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/01/us/01survival.html">NYT article</a> about upper class white people who are now "poor."<br />
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The article discusses people who had 6 digit salary careers who now have $12/hr jobs.<br />
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These articles are pretty amusing to me. I don't know if it's wrong or not but it's hard for me to feel sorry for these people. Granted, these people aren't necessarily RICH or the most deserving targets of my ire but the tone of the article does nothing for me. Is it more saddening or worthy of sympathy for a person to lose their $100K job and health insurance than a person who never had health care in their life.<br />
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And if you read the NYT comments, many people are saying "Join the fucking club."<br />
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If you like that article then <a href="http://player.theplatform.com/ps/player/pds/lqtN52xjvc?pid=ThvR_6pbCWIMypbmoiVPpND4ItJ9Z26U">peep this video</a> about "poor" white people in South Africa and please let me know if you shook your head throughout.<br />
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Maybe it's the Obama effect or maybe its the fact the white people are becoming more displaced as minority population growth outpaces white pop. growth or maybe our Depression 2.0 will show a large part of the mid to upper crust what life is like for the rest.<br />
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For whatever it's you can expect to hear a lot more of these stories.<br />
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Meanwhile I'll be daydreaming about my auto updating touchscreen holographic newspaper.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-33434879548315844052008-10-24T00:26:00.000-04:002008-10-24T00:28:14.311-04:00So Much To SaySo little time.<br />
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I hope to get this popping again sometime in December 08/ January 09 once I reign in life (ha) a bit.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-50800597913290566732008-09-25T00:06:00.000-04:002008-09-25T00:13:14.998-04:00Letterman Pulls McCain's CardOuch...<br />
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Seriously though.<br />
Events occur more than one at a time in the world.<br />
Grandpa really can't go to D.C. sign some paper, fly back and debate for 90 minutes?<br />
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And if Palin is so ready, why can't she hold the fort?<br />
Seriously?<br />
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She's established herself as an expert on Russia because she can see it.<br />
Has she ever looked at money? Because that knowledge by osmosis power she has would be awesome right now.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-47051844310493594112008-09-19T18:26:00.001-04:002008-09-20T11:03:18.384-04:00Rap Line of the YearSurprisingly did not come from a rapper... <br />
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"Mad Men want to be me like I'm Don fucking Draper."<br />
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To understand this video hit the link below.<br />
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olafur_Eliasson">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olafur_Eliasson</a><br />
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And check this if you have no clue who Don Draper is then please correct that.<br />
<a href="http://draft.blogger.com/goog_1221863179957"><br />
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Draper">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Draper</a><br />
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And their gutter sex talk matches anything Cam'ron/Dipset puts out.<br />
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"Good things come in threes,<br />
So I'll need you on your back, your stomach and your knees."<br />
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Please use that line this weekend.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-11230508517521901272008-09-17T23:09:00.000-04:002008-09-17T23:13:23.809-04:00I Love JesusGod bless Jesus for inspiring the Christians in this video and the internet for bringing it to my doorstep, so to speak.<br />
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If I knew of a church that could promise this every Sunday I would convert now.<br />
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http://theway.org/Current/Mar07/Mar07Flash4.htm<br />
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You're welcome.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-46445763261680621852008-08-14T12:04:00.000-04:002008-08-14T12:11:40.290-04:00Um, I TwitterNot sure how many of y'all are doing this Twitter shit, but I broke down and I'm going to fuck with it for a month or so.<br />
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See how it holds my attention. <br />
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<a href="http://twitter.com/HuRa">My page is here</a> and I am posting my updates directly to this blog, so if you have any interest in miniature versions of my rants, you know have that option!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-54474233394259533132008-08-09T12:44:00.001-04:002008-08-09T12:49:50.125-04:00Can I Swap?<div class="separator" style="text-align: center; clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji-mAunIOXahodEQxfad2oFW42LB2rkbS0uxmbmKhP-TDaAvnBZZk1rxWhdYocHATvtGQ1Wv7aGhI3y6ipbBXDpBW8yrwmG9hyJcMovA0Ay2E68HOmSnzC5yVIlpWQwT1Qml_w/s1600-h/Bernie-Mac-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="border: 0pt none ; background-color: transparent; clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; float: left; margin-right: 1em;"><img height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_ANQ2ZKzH1U8klb1Or-Kg7yY56bqCuM5oQydLL1dZtbr9V1CZsEeY5sK1f9pjriRERrD9H5iRLI7S8jjj8LbvEYshHc76IGtZj-slAVBABnDjeiUCfK0Gpz-rWYlECV5TMGz7/s320-r/Bernie-Mac-1.jpg" style="border: 0pt none ;" width="166" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDIulLMVYi22MfNT1VW3TN81uC8XSKsrcXugmI2qOlsmoQActyAojePWrbkZ0C5TWmzT3vZZ5c1lyFeVt1yxzmlm6614zCzfx9zgKeVre0YaSVmNnra8p728IDM1QeNFX2ZEWN/s1600-h/kwame06.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="border: 0pt none ; background-color: transparent; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img height="214" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6W5bhQAOpX0ifsirU7FUALPsHGHXMF_POWkj5HpNEfTKybwRwBGw3P-BINXmeZwcHM4mmuBUEV-u0FPOLTmPZpAAVtt80dlu4Y7nuavkJcPOAv6lOjDdBZ2rHP3ZnBbZwAIk-/s320-r/kwame06.jpg" style="border: 0pt none ;" width="223" /></a></div><br />
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It's always the <a href="http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080809/NEWS01/808090402">wrong ones</a>....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-85623680125576132642008-06-27T09:07:00.002-04:002008-06-27T09:08:25.099-04:00Alms For the Rich<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ulwa0ROzi08/SGTmNduNUSI/AAAAAAAAAt0/6QVqF5WVY7E/s1600-h/7a931e12-41e0-43e8-ae41-c2f84e2a3733.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_ulwa0ROzi08/SGTmNduNUSI/AAAAAAAAAt0/6QVqF5WVY7E/s400/7a931e12-41e0-43e8-ae41-c2f84e2a3733.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216547387393003810" border="0" /></a><br /><br />(He thought this was over?)<br /><br />What kind of white privilege fuckery is causing Obama to feel <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/26/obama-donate-4600-to-clin_n_109522.html">he is responsible for paying for Hillary Clinton's debt</a>?Is this some bizaaro version of "white guilt?"No one told her to pay Mark Penn a million a month and buy golden donuts for her staff and to keep running well after it was impossible for her to win.And now he has to beg his donors to pay off her debts?Between this, FISA, and the 2nd amendment dust up, Obama and I might need a little break.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-77139860342696804422008-06-13T15:32:00.006-04:002008-06-27T09:06:58.617-04:00R. Kelly = Not Guilty<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi98Rbtv7Th0zpbxFQxCJxeiZz3omsi5aXw0JIWG1TKV2sCBJE-DrfslsVSy3d3voGgHhE-rdKoXMZY-ZuXLApQrU7t9mR_GINV9h-wudNCRRAiHbCvgqmghlI7O4bHwUvVtzHY/s1600-h/kelly.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi98Rbtv7Th0zpbxFQxCJxeiZz3omsi5aXw0JIWG1TKV2sCBJE-DrfslsVSy3d3voGgHhE-rdKoXMZY-ZuXLApQrU7t9mR_GINV9h-wudNCRRAiHbCvgqmghlI7O4bHwUvVtzHY/s400/kelly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211451777260299154" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/13/rkelly.closings.ap/index.html">Motherfuck me</a>. This insane child rapist lives to make another shitty soap opera, while Michael Vick sits in jail.<br />I wonder what would have happened if Vick had an underage female Fight Club and R. Kelly was raping dogs?<br /><br />To paraphrase Dave Chappelle,<br /><br /><ul><li>He made Ignition man! Ignition!!!</li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-47828107003978845642008-06-09T02:50:00.003-04:002008-06-09T02:59:00.777-04:00Seriously Africa, What the Fuck?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxu3Z2QjXvGp_qE6FXjt_GFdUokps6ILO8QEZwpWsVBHZfPBlLpYZQ5c8hRl8opf6FdLk5qVLjHHkra7ygLArXOmkWqEP6hncn3kCr1FQKycvKtLTMdYJVtfB3VzQAgjRVLwOu/s1600-h/albino.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxu3Z2QjXvGp_qE6FXjt_GFdUokps6ILO8QEZwpWsVBHZfPBlLpYZQ5c8hRl8opf6FdLk5qVLjHHkra7ygLArXOmkWqEP6hncn3kCr1FQKycvKtLTMdYJVtfB3VzQAgjRVLwOu/s400/albino.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209770764957192914" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/08/world/africa/08albino.html?ei=5087&em=&en=a22ff0d94e79bd99&ex=1213156800&pagewanted=all">Stories like this </a>make me give up on Africa,<br /><br /><ul><li><p>Discrimination against albinos is a serious problem throughout sub-Saharan Africa, but recently in Tanzania it has taken a wicked twist: at least 19 albinos, including children, have been killed and mutilated in the past year, victims of what Tanzanian officials say is a growing criminal trade in albino body parts.</p><p>Many people in Tanzania — and across Africa, for that matter — believe albinos have magical powers. They stand out, often the lone white face in a black crowd, a result of a genetic condition that impairs normal skin pigmentation and strikes about 1 in 3,000 people here. Tanzanian officials say witch doctors are now marketing albino skin, bones and hair as ingredients in potions that are promised to make people rich. </p></li></ul><br />If albinos had magical powers, why the fuck would they die in their 30's of skin cancer?<br /><br /><ul><li><p>“This is serious because it continues some of the perceptions of Africa we’re trying to run away from,” he said.</p><p>But the killings go on. They have even spread to neighboring Kenya, where an albino woman was hacked to death in late May, with her eyes, tongue and breasts gouged out. Advocates for albinos have also said that witch doctors are selling albino skin in Congo.<br /></p><p>“People say we can’t die,” he said, referring to a superstition that albinos simply vanish when they get older. “But we can.”</p><p>Police officials said the albino killings were worst in rural areas, where people tend to be less educated and more superstitious. They said that some fishermen even wove albino hairs in their nets because they believed they would catch more fish.</p></li></ul><br />Some of these mother fuckers deserve some malaria.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-79599409170533909502008-06-01T18:23:00.004-04:002008-06-01T19:29:54.432-04:00Live by the Cross...So, <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080601/ap_on_el_pr/obama">Obama finally left his church</a>.<br />I find it sad that you need to subscribe to some specific brand of mysticism to be taken seriously in American politics.<br /><br />Obama, who grew up fatherless and without a connection to his racial identity had to overcompensate in a sense, by joining this seemingly crazy-ass Chicago church and linking up with Reverand-<a href="http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/bad_americans/the_difference.php">Black Brains are different from White Brains</a>-Wright, so that the black zombies in Chicago would vote for him.<br /><br />It clearly worked for him until it didn't and the god of tribalism came back to collect its dues by associating Obama with every person who walked past his church..<br /><br />While this bias in association has some racial background, it's really more about the failings of the black church to provide anything useful for their flock.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-31256559501298728132008-05-28T13:10:00.007-04:002008-05-28T13:48:44.356-04:00Motherfuck Dunkin Donuts......For listening to this retarded cunt, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Malkin">Michelle Malkin</a> (who said that the WWII internment of Japanese Americans was a great idea)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcJjDT22jWKkDkLfcXtLcaYrYPGyoMWRGXNrJxGmU-pDEz4hi6HTVEwpa_rX_4iSNjJSX9P1PfymwSERXua7N37M5j7eSFTvTVWpmEihHfDBtoCA1CfCCdDaIT3U3MAQIiUW1i/s1600-h/malkin.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcJjDT22jWKkDkLfcXtLcaYrYPGyoMWRGXNrJxGmU-pDEz4hi6HTVEwpa_rX_4iSNjJSX9P1PfymwSERXua7N37M5j7eSFTvTVWpmEihHfDBtoCA1CfCCdDaIT3U3MAQIiUW1i/s400/malkin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205478509988086146" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/28/dunkin-donuts-pulls-ad-fe_n_103859.html">caving in to her most recent screed</a>. According to Michelle Malkin, Rachel Ray's scarf in the Dunkin Donut ad below was "too Middle Eastern" and made it easier for Dunkin Donuts to suicide bomb delicious confectioneries in the stomach's of America (I made that last part up.)<br /><br />Here's what <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/MichelleMalkin/2008/05/28/rachael_ray,_dunkin_donuts_and_the_keffiyeh_kerfuffle">Malkin actually said</a>,<br /><br /><ul><li><p> So it was with some dismay that I learned last week that Dunkin' Donuts spokeswoman Rachael Ray, the ubiquitous TV hostess, posed for one of the company's ads in what appeared to be a black-and-white keffiyeh. </p><p> The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not so ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities and left-wing icons. </p></li></ul><br />Here is Rachel Ray's pic from the ad with Dunkin Donut's apology.<br /><br /><ul><li>‘‘In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial.’’</li></ul><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggsFtNt9knwmmgZToBqqot0WY8Cbow8iA5P0cLR8saVRv5CHCBYOVjmNWWFRqCn5JFI_dBDoAFPjDTfynkeglPJ4faU3tobitws_nooSMiFEZleagiGKTGA9gu0gx_D7wNQLb-/s1600-h/original.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggsFtNt9knwmmgZToBqqot0WY8Cbow8iA5P0cLR8saVRv5CHCBYOVjmNWWFRqCn5JFI_dBDoAFPjDTfynkeglPJ4faU3tobitws_nooSMiFEZleagiGKTGA9gu0gx_D7wNQLb-/s400/original.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205477616634888562" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Why do conservatives, after nearly a decade of social, economic and foreign policy failure still have this kind of power?<br /><br />If I was Rachel Ray I'd tell DD to eat my fucking donut hole.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17311667.post-72472038832532860352008-05-25T01:05:00.001-04:002008-05-25T01:12:40.324-04:00Checkmate<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iAKJKBCyPUY&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iAKJKBCyPUY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Funny or sad?<br />Both.<br /><br />I particularly enjoyed the Dickensian aspect.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2