(Happiest Patriot Act victim)
The U.S. Government falsely accused Brandon Mayfield, an Oregon lawyer, of being a part of the 2004 Madrid terrorist bombings after fucking up a fingerprint match.
The real kicker is that the Spanish National Police told the F.B.I. that the fingerprint did not match the U.S. still went ahead with it anyway.
And it blew up in their face to the cost of $2 million they had to pay him for "stress" and other euphemisms.
I need to figure out how to get paid off of this Patriot Act quickly.
I've been stopped at too many airports to not get paid.
I just need to find that fine line of being harassed to the point where you can sue but not to the point where you catch 50 bullets in your car.
- By the way, Kramer's rant increased the DVD sales of Season 7 of Seinfeld by at least 70 - 150%.