Friday, June 27, 2008

Alms For the Rich

(He thought this was over?)

What kind of white privilege fuckery is causing Obama to feel he is responsible for paying for Hillary Clinton's debt?Is this some bizaaro version of "white guilt?"No one told her to pay Mark Penn a million a month and buy golden donuts for her staff and to keep running well after it was impossible for her to win.And now he has to beg his donors to pay off her debts?Between this, FISA, and the 2nd amendment dust up, Obama and I might need a little break.

Friday, June 13, 2008

R. Kelly = Not Guilty

Motherfuck me. This insane child rapist lives to make another shitty soap opera, while Michael Vick sits in jail.
I wonder what would have happened if Vick had an underage female Fight Club and R. Kelly was raping dogs?

To paraphrase Dave Chappelle,

  • He made Ignition man! Ignition!!!

Monday, June 09, 2008

Seriously Africa, What the Fuck?

Stories like this make me give up on Africa,

  • Discrimination against albinos is a serious problem throughout sub-Saharan Africa, but recently in Tanzania it has taken a wicked twist: at least 19 albinos, including children, have been killed and mutilated in the past year, victims of what Tanzanian officials say is a growing criminal trade in albino body parts.

    Many people in Tanzania — and across Africa, for that matter — believe albinos have magical powers. They stand out, often the lone white face in a black crowd, a result of a genetic condition that impairs normal skin pigmentation and strikes about 1 in 3,000 people here. Tanzanian officials say witch doctors are now marketing albino skin, bones and hair as ingredients in potions that are promised to make people rich.

If albinos had magical powers, why the fuck would they die in their 30's of skin cancer?

  • “This is serious because it continues some of the perceptions of Africa we’re trying to run away from,” he said.

    But the killings go on. They have even spread to neighboring Kenya, where an albino woman was hacked to death in late May, with her eyes, tongue and breasts gouged out. Advocates for albinos have also said that witch doctors are selling albino skin in Congo.

    “People say we can’t die,” he said, referring to a superstition that albinos simply vanish when they get older. “But we can.”

    Police officials said the albino killings were worst in rural areas, where people tend to be less educated and more superstitious. They said that some fishermen even wove albino hairs in their nets because they believed they would catch more fish.

Some of these mother fuckers deserve some malaria.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Live by the Cross...

So, Obama finally left his church.
I find it sad that you need to subscribe to some specific brand of mysticism to be taken seriously in American politics.

Obama, who grew up fatherless and without a connection to his racial identity had to overcompensate in a sense, by joining this seemingly crazy-ass Chicago church and linking up with Reverand-Black Brains are different from White Brains-Wright, so that the black zombies in Chicago would vote for him.

It clearly worked for him until it didn't and the god of tribalism came back to collect its dues by associating Obama with every person who walked past his church..

While this bias in association has some racial background, it's really more about the failings of the black church to provide anything useful for their flock.