I was going to choose Matthew LaClair as the Snitch of the Week for taping his history teacher saying in class that "dinosaurs were aboard Noah’s ark, and that only Christians had a place in heaven," but the story about the former Texas drug agent who is making an instructional video on how to hide drugs takes the crown this week.
Barry Cooper, who was one of the star drug agents in Texas, which means he helped Bush fry a lot of Negroes, decided that the war on drugs is wasting time and money and that people with two spliffs in the dashboard aren't exactly riding dirty.
I would have to agree with that.
From the article,
- Barry Cooper, who has worked for small police departments in East Texas, plans to launch a Web site next week where he will sell his video, "Never Get Busted Again," the Tyler Morning Telegraph reported in its online edition Thursday. A promotional video says Cooper will show viewers how to "conceal their stash," "avoid narcotics profiling" and "fool canines every time."
I don't know if this is the best approach or if it helps more serious operators but if he thinks that's how the "War on Drugs" will be fixed, then more power to him.
Barry Cooper, for your gully brand of proactive drug-law reform, you are the Snitch of the Week.