(My bad white boys)
So it turns out the Duke rape was a fucking joke and that Crystal Gail Mangum set black women back about, what? 300 years?
The D.A. Mike Nifong ignored all common sense and approached this case with the subtlety of someone who learned law by watching the deleted scenes of Boston Legal.
What was Nifong's obsession with getting these white boys?
Did some LaCrosse players steal his lunch money when he was in college?
I know the intersection of race, gender and class was an appealing rallying point for liberals and social justice avengers everywhere who would love nothing more than to watch these rich, white Ivy-league white boys go down in flames, but sometimes you have to research the mascot.
Nifong might have destroyed his career by sticking up for this chick despite all the holes in her story.
And boy were there holes.
He might even be investigated by the U.S. Attorney General for his conduct in the case.
The saddest shit about this is that somewhere, Tawana Brawley is laughing at this whole mess.