Friday, December 08, 2006

Internets Round Up

Indian men owned by the condom industry.

  • A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
    The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

That has to put a hit on the collective Indian male self-esteem.
Baggy condoms only lead to hurt feeling and men getting stabbed when they refuse to put them on.

- Green onions do not care about poor people.

The Taco Bell Green Onion Pandemic has hit over a hundred people and has little kids vomiting/shitting up blood.
Someone will be getting pizz-aid off of this.

I would love to talk to the people that are still willingly eating at Taco Bell after these reports.
Who are they?

- Finally, pour out a little liquor in honor of James Kim, the CNET MP3 Editor who died trying to save his family after getting trapped in the snow on an off-road, or at least buy a good MP3 player.

As an unabashed tech nerd, I read his shit on CNET and had a few e-mail exchanges with the dude. He knew his stuff.

This is around the area where dude got lost (Google Maps)

And now we find out, he was only one mile away from a cabin stacked with food.
So it goes.

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