Sunday, December 10, 2006

Craigslist Is The Greatest

This is the portrait of a man about to spray his entire office up and then swallow the gun at the end of it.

  • "Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are answering the phone and you say something like “who you callin’ for?” or “he in a meetin’ right now” or my personal favorite, “who this is?” I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your job description are answering phones and taking phone messages and you can’t do either of those things!"

And it goes on.

From "The Office" (UK and US versions) and this it's clear that there is no funnier or greater aspect of American life than office slavery.

To The Women Who Work In My Office... I Hate You (Craigslist Philadelphia)


5 comments:

  1. How the hell did you discover this random post on Craig's List?

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  2. That post speaks to me on so many levels.

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  3. "the internet is my best friend"
    LIAR! u just stumbled upon the best of craig's list page.

    i think what most speaks to me about that particular post is the fact that the author is only slightly less moronic than the ghetto, weaved wonder he ridicules. his very first sentence contains multiple grammatical errors.

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  4. The attack of the anonymouses continues...

    Stumbling onto a best of Craigslist page doesn't make the Internet any less of my friend.

    Don't knock grammar on a Craigslist rant. We've all worked at that office and feel for that.

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