Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Another Rapper Shot. Yawn...


(Da da da da, da da da da damn.)

Another rapper is in the hospital.

First it was Cassidy and now Fabolous got what was coming to him when someone put a hot one in his leg and then he was arrested.

Is it less gay to have your rap name be Fabolous if you spell it wrong?
What about Marvelous or Splendid?
Is that hood?

Anyway, it's about time someone paid me back for having to listening to that "Superwoman" song everywhere I went the summer it came out.

Now if someone would just take out Yung Joc and Jibbs this would be the best year for rap music in a minute.

3 comments:

  1. "Is it less gay to have your rap name be Fabolous if you spell it wrong?
    What about Marvelous or Splendid?
    Is that hood?"

    This is the most hilarious commentary on Hip Hop aliases I have ever seen, heard or read. Well done.

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  2. This cat's real first name is Skylar.

    I guess a marketing scheme can turn any lame into a platinum artist

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  3. - Thanks

    - The dude never went platinum and never will.

    Shit, he probably shot himself.

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