Thursday, October 12, 2006

Blacks Need To Stop Oppressing White People

(The new downpressor man.)

This is too good.

Ike Brown, Chairman of the Democratic Executive Committee, faces the first federal lawsuit under the Voting Rights Act accusing blacks of suppressing the rights of whites.

In a backwater town in Mississippi, where blacks outnumber whites by more than 3 to 1 in the county, he is accused by the federal government of orchestrating — with the help of others — “relentless voting-related racial discrimination” against whites.

Black people are so happy to have someone in power that the local Negroes cheer him as a hero despite the fact that he is a twice-convicted felon.

I can't say I blame them.

This is the truest sign of black progression I have seen in some time.
Imagine a place where a black man has the power to cherrypick the political players and hold down white people?

Some may call this place Black Heaven.

In all seriousness, from what the article says, he seems to be guilty, but still. What a beautifully ironic story.

- And if that wasn't interesting enough, peep the 27 year-old Indian kid who got rich off of selling PayPal to eBay a few years back and then picked up a few hundred million more as the silent third partner of YouTube when the company was sold to Google.

My parents should have strapped my ass in front of a computer.
I blame my parents.

The only thing that'll make me feel better is oppressing some white people.


  1. AAAHAHAHA! I love all of it! I still have hope that you'll come up with some fabulous way to become flithy rich. HURRY UP! I can use that beach house right about now. ;)

  2. Great post, it was extremely informative; particularly the Mississippi story.

    That youtube story is incredible; I’m totally reevaluating my business ventures…LOL

  3. These Silicon Valley kids are killing it right now.

    Computer nerds run this isht.