Condi Rice Has A Boyfriend?

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Supposedly she's making a neo-connection with Peter MacKay, a conservative from Canada who got dumped when his girlfriend switched over to the liberal team.

I don't even want to know how much more relaxed she will get if she starts getting laid regularly.
The woman already was caught chilling at a Broadway show while black people were using corpses as life jackets during Katrina.
And she was single then.


- Well while Condi's doing that maybe another black woman can pick up the slack.

Some people seem to think that Beyonce can end the War On Terror.
There are worst ideas.


- Like getting a penis transplant.
This guy should have known that his wife wasn't going to be a big fan of his new penis.
It freaked her out and he had to have the first successful penis implant ever removed, meaning he has now lost two penises in one life. Tragic.
I'm waiting for the Nip/Tuck episode.


- The MTA wants to cut $20 million out of the budget of their already high-quality services.

You know, the high quality trains that break down an hour away from your house just after you've fallen asleep and the buses that comes so often that Jamaican women will shank you if you step on before them.

And they want to raise the fare in 2008?

If we all jump the turnstile at the same time they can't catch us all.
Just saying...