"Don't Get Let This Shit Happen to You"
1) Kicking off this list was some poor fool who thought proposing in public would be romantic,
Damn!
2) Then there is the Sudanese farmer that caught his neighbor getting friendly with his goat.
I can understand that you might be a little more relaxed if you lived in the area of Sudan away from the genocide but don't get so relaxed that you get banging a goat in the middle of the night.
I wish I was making this up.
When the farmer told the village elders they said,
- "I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
3) Then there was the governor of some random province in Afghanistan that got killed in a suicide bombing. That doesn't seem too uncommon, it is Afghanistan after all.
The crazy part was that the next day at his funeral, terrorists came back and bombed that too.
That is gully beyond words.
These people messed up so we could learn from them.
Take notes.
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Yup! I read the goat story a while back. Moral of the story: Never screw an animal, they'll make you marry it. MAAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteSee that's why I'm not with the whole propose in public deal. Keep that private in so your humiliation can be as well.
ReplyDeleteshe actually said no. oh my fucking god. hahaha, i find that very funny.
ReplyDeleteI like to think that at the Afghani Bombers Anonymous meeting they just pull suggestions out of a tightly wrapped hat, "and the winner is, 'blow up the funeral of the guy we blew up yesterday', Mahmoud you are twisted. Seriously, get a puppy"
ReplyDeleteAfghani Bombers Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteThat's classic.
i read an interview that the proposal was staged. i also know a guy who lives in colorado who has seen the same staged event at games more than once.
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