Don't Go Out Like This...

I was reading a few stories and they all seemed to fall under the banner of

"Don't Get Let This Shit Happen to You"

1) Kicking off this list was some poor fool who thought proposing in public would be romantic,



Damn!

2) Then there is the Sudanese farmer that caught his neighbor getting friendly with his goat.

I can understand that you might be a little more relaxed if you lived in the area of Sudan away from the genocide but don't get so relaxed that you get banging a goat in the middle of the night.
I wish I was making this up.

When the farmer told the village elders they said,

• "I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

The animal rapist ended up paying $50 to marry a goat.

3) Then there was the governor of some random province in Afghanistan that got killed in a suicide bombing. That doesn't seem too uncommon, it is Afghanistan after all.

The crazy part was that the next day at his funeral, terrorists came back and bombed that too.

That is gully beyond words.


These people messed up so we could learn from them.
Take notes.