(F*** yo medals n!$$@!!!)
The Winter Olympics in Turino are about as intriguing to me as watching white people ski in just about any other place.
But nothing drags my ambivalent ass to a television like some good ole American racial drama.
You know the recipe by now
- Mix one inner-city youth
- One part (overly) determined single mother
- A dash of outsider struggle (black man trying to skate)
His event was the only thing I watched in the Olympics and it was worth it.
In dramatic TV movie fashion, his arch-enemy Chad Hedrick, who turned against Shani after he refused to do a team event with him, raced early and had the leading time for over an hour and a half.
Then my nigro Shani stepped up and blew out angry white boy's time and took home the gold.
Henrick ended up winning nothing and the look on Henrick's face when Shani was given the gold should end up on a American Express commercial. Priceless indeed.
Oh, and they race again on Tuesday and Friday. Although Hedrick is supposed to be better in those events.
It might appear grimy that Davis didn't want to help Team America get a gold medal, but the dude trained his whole life to win the individual 1000M race. Why tire himself out in the team event and not do what he came to do?
Of course, this is America so once he decided not to do the team event he got some e-mails from our lovely U.S. of A citizens, wishing him to fail and other things peppered with the n-word.
And not n-i-g-g-a
You know, like "Fall nigger, fall. Go skate in Africa" type of shit.
Who gets so mad about ice skating that they send racist e-mails?
Seriously, I want to meet these petty ass haters.
Right about now you know Kobe wishes he took up speed skating now.
"I don't have to pass? No teams? Aw shit!"