Gather round folks, see it here in all of its horror.
Ray J's video may have been bad but this clip of Kevin Federline on MTV that is going around the Internets hits new levels of unspeakable.
Watch Kevin show his value as a human here.
If he isn't the prototypical guy at your college who always made you listen to his shitty beats, then I don't know who is.
This fool is really excited by this shit. He takes a Portuguese slang phrase, loops into for three minutes with some Lil Jon sirens and calls it a "song."
I actually kind of like Brazilian music, the old-school Stan Getz/Joao Gilberto shit to the more recent Rio Baile Funk (aka Miami Bass) which Federline's garbage is based on.
But I know I am not Brazilian.
Whereas K-Fed, ahem, thinks he is Brazilian and Black too (Peep his album description adjectives; "crazy," "down south," and "gutta.")
Brazilian culture has to be the most fetishized thing out there.
From the group Brazilian Girls, which contains no Brazilians or girls to the hordes of Brazilian-obsessed pr0n out there, Brazilians are getting culturally pimped right now.
Kevin, take the City of God DVD out.