(It wasn't me.)
The Apple iTunes billion song countdown is over and the winner is a mid-western suburban white boy who bought a Coldplay album.
How do you shake your head online?
The shit is shame partly because I went to school in Michigan so I know the West Bloomfield type but mostly because I'm a hater and I didn't win.
This dude won 10 $400 iPods, a $10,000 gift card and a $2,000 iMac computer.
For buying a Coldplay song.
He also gets a scholarship set up in his name at the Julliard School of Music in New York.
I should have known my free alternative entry form wouldn't have won.
Shit, at least Kanye West wasn't the winning song.