Fuck the Emmy's

(More worthless every year.)

First off, peep the nominees...

• Best Drama

  Grey's Anatomy
  House
  The Sopranos
  24
  The West Wing
  
  Comments:
  The episode I saw of Grey's Anatomy had a prom and a bomb explosion in a hospital. No.
  
  House is good. Can't hate on that type of bitter sarcasm.
  
  Sopranos had a good season but this show isn't great anymore.
  
  Everyone tells me 24 was over the top this season. This show's sole purpose is to make America support torture.
  
  The West Wing is a tired liberal fantasy where the Middle East crisis gets solved in one episode.
  
  I'm glad Desperate Househos got left off but where is Six Feet Under?! Lost?
  And I must ask, where the figgity fuck is The Shield?
  Any show that omits The Shield for Grey's Anatomy is a joke.
  Grey's Anatomy is my new enemy.
  

• Best Comedy

  Arrested Development
  Scrubs
  Two and a Half Men
  Curb Your Enthusiasm
  The Office
  
  Comments:
  AD was laugh out loud funny at one point. They can stay.
  
  Never got into Scrubs.
  
  Charlie Sheen called Denise Richards a nigger and his show is corny.
  
  CYE previous season was its worst.
  
  The Office kicks your ass.
  
  Extras and Everyone Hates Chris could have got some love but It's Always Sunny in Philadeplhia runs this hands down. Another robbery.
  
  

• Lead Actor, Drama

  Peter Krause, Six Feet Under
  Denis Leary, Rescue Me
  Christopher Meloni, Law and Order: SVU
  Martin Sheen, The West Wing
  Keifer Sutherland, 24
  
  Comments:
  Peter Krause deserves some recognition. He will win, unless he doesn't.
  Since Michael Chiklis isn't on here, fuck the rest of these people.
  

  Lead Actress, Drama

  Francis Conroy, Six Feet Under
  Geena Davis, Commander-in-Chief
  Mariska Hargitay, Law and Order: SVU
  Allison Janney, The West Wing
  Krya Sedgwick, The Closer
  
  Comments:
  I heard The Closer is good but the last season of 6 FU was too incredible not to win.
  

  Lead Actor, Comedy

  Steve Carell, The Office
  Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
  Kevin James, The King of Queens
  Tony Shalhoub, Monk
  Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men

  Lead Actress, Comedy

  Jane Kaczmarek, Malcolm in the Middle
  Lisa Kudrow, The Comeback
  Stockard Channing, Out of Practice
  Debra Messing, Will and Grace
  Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine

  Supporting Actor, Comedy

  Will Arnet, Arrested Development
  Jeremy Piven, Entourage
  Bryan Cranston, Malcolm in the Middle
  Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
  Sean Hayes, Will and Grace

  Supporting Actress, Comedy

  Cheryl Hines, Curb Your Enthusiasm
  Alfre Woodard, Desperate Housewives
  Jamie Pressly, My Name Is Earl
  Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds
  Megan Mullally, Will and Grace
  
  Comments: Don't really care about all these comedies.
  

  Supporting Actor, Drama

  William Shatner, Boston Legal
  Oliver Platt, Huff
  Michael Imperioli, The Sopranos
  Gregory Itzin, 24
  Alan Alda, The West Wing
  
  Comments: Forest Whitaker was incredible on The Shield this season. Based on the season's structure I might even say he was better than Michael Chiklis.
  

  Supporting Actress, Drama

  Candice Bergan, Boston Legal
  Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy
  Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy
  Blythe Daner, Huff
  Jean Smart, 24
  
  Comments: Grey's Anatomy is trash.
  
  

So it seems like The Shield and Lost received no nominations.
Some people are already calling the Emmys racist.
I don't know about all that (they did nominate Sleeper Cell, full of A-rabs, Negroes and terrorists as Best Miniseries,) but they sure are stupid.

I think I'll be skipping this one.