While I appreciate the global scale of the World Cup and the intense nationalist feelings it reveals, it's no where as fun as deriding entire countries based on the appearance of their women.
Why else do football (soccer) matches on TV always cut to the female fans?
It's all about which country has the hottest women.
This is a pageant so you tend to find a certain kind of "pageant beauty" which means no phatties, thighs don't touch when standing straight, several ribs may be visible and the women may be rocking the 50 teeth smile. It's particularly bad during the Miss America pageant but on the global scale it's more bearable.
First things first, Miss Universe is a bootleg Miss World since several key countries are missing.
Secondly, Miss Puerto Rico won.
I can live with that because as you can see above, she can make it happen.
Check out the other chicks here,
Off the bat, what countries are you expecting to have the hottest women?
I'm checking for,
The Horn of Africa (Somolia, Eritrea, Ethiopia, etc)
At least 2 Eastern European Soviet Bloc countries and Czech Republic for the next Nikita Denise
On the strength of Shakira alone I have big expections for Colombia
Namibia (Jolie might represent)
Pics of Miss Israel and Lebanon together (Miss Lebanon looks like she's about to slap the shit out of Miss Israel)
And it must be noted that Ms. Belgium is A-OK
(Jeezus H. Christmas...)
Miss Ukraine was a thumbs up and so was Miss St. Lucia.
Although there were plenty of pleasant surprises, I was a little disappointed with what the Universe had to offer this year, but I might download the show to see this chicks in live action or maybe just to see Ms. Puerto Rico faint after she gets crowned.
Eating disorders ain't no joke.