Beer pouring robots.
(That ain't strawberry sauce.)
Don't go swimming in Palestine.
Apparently Israel were inspired by the US bombing of Zarqawi and decided to take a little action of their own. Instead they hit a family that was chilling on the beach.
- Killing Muslims lowers the price of oil?
Stay away from your local mosque.
- Zarqawi has the Internet going nuts.
"I would call him the Alexander Graham Bell of terrorist propaganda," said Evan F. Kohlmann, who follows militants' Web sites at GlobalTerrorAlert.com.
- Lemon juice prevents AIDS?
Just wear condoms African people.
- MySpace is the special ed classroom of the Internet.
A girl from Michigan tricked her parents into getting her a passport so she could fly to the Middle East to met her MySpace boyfriend.
Death penalty for raping children?
It will never happen but I'm down.
WWII was racist and MLK Jr's. family are a hot mess.
And finally, the "Nigga Defense" didn't work.
Good try though.