(The greatest MC Hammer picture ever.)
Bush done gave us negroes another month!
June will now be known as Black Music Month.
But those conservatives, the slicksters they are, quickly released the Top 50 Conservative Rock songs ever.
Conservatives listen to music?!
And have a sense of humor?!
Stop the madness.
And with all this hot summer weather and black musical celebration going on, be sure to read The Bible of interracial dating before you approach that intriguing member of an opposing race.
You don't want no drama come September.