Friday, May 19, 2006

Snitch of the Week: 5/7 - 5/13

Matthew Hahn had two felonies under his belt and was in the midst of committing his third while he was robbing John Aitken's house.

While going through the possessions of the safe he had *allegedly* stolen he came across a memory card, that he realized had pictures of a grown man molesting a 2-year old child.

Disturbed by the pictures, he decided to risk his third strike by sending in the memory card to the police with John Aitken's name and address on it with a note incriminating John Aitken.

Being that he had reported his safe missing, the police called him in for 'follow-up' questions and nailed him on the child porn which lead to them finding hundred of other illegal kiddy porn pics in his house.
If you ever get called in for follow-up questioning, don't go and if you have a safe with illegal shit that gets stolen, don't report it missing.

Matthew Hahn eventually got busted on some other warrants he had pending, and is now hoping for leniency, now that the police realize that he is the one who gave up Aitken.

Granted, if you live in a three strikes state and you still go ahead and commit a third felony, you are a probably a moron that deserves to be in jail for a long time. But he could have very easily shut his mouth and dumped the safe but he risked getting tracked to bust this kiddy porn guy, Aitken.

For that, Matthew Hahn is the Snitch of the Week.


  1. In a kind of twisted way this is a good story... I think. It's much better than the previous one, what the hell is that piece of crap?

  2. What was crap, my selection or what happened in the story?