Forget about "Lazy Sunday," "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch" and all those Internet sensations.
I have found the one Internet star to rule them all.
My man, Dallas Penn put me onto this and I am just passing on the good word of the Lord.
There are too many quotables in this video to even list, but I'm going to go with, "I make my ass very available."
Be warned, this shit is crack. Try not to watch it as many times as I have.
It's too bad there wasn't a YouTube in 1997 when this guy was on community access in L.A.
He would have taken all of Flava Flav's reality shows.