(Thank you sir! May I have another?!)
Start Snitching done been through it all this week.
Every year I realize how old I am when I have to do taxes.
April 15 always sneaks up on my ass like one of those quiet homeless people when I'm trying to sleep on the 2 train.
I considered filing a joint return.
According to Bill Maher, a joint return entails mailing a properly rolled joint to the I.R.S. with a note saying, "You must be high if you think I'm paying for this war."
But I don't want U.S. military dogs biting my crotch, so I decide to file taxes the good old fashioned way.
I will not mention the redundancy of millions of people filling out information the government already fucking has for the sole purpose of funding the tax filing industry or the ass fuckage involved in the current Bush tax code.
I also won't mention that Citibank Student Loans fucking suck.
And while I'm not mentioning all of that I will mention that in the middle of my paper hunt, I find a letter from the government saying I owe back taxes.
Back fucking taxes.
I don't know if it's me, but when I think of owing back taxes, I think of a rich shady old white dude.
I am not a rich shady old white dude. So I paid it.
If that wasn't fun enough, the love of my life, Toshi (aka Toshiba Satellite Pro M15,) gets a CMOS battery error and refused to stay on longer than 5 minutes.
After dropping it off for repairs I was forced to go outside in the sun and do stuff away from the safety of the Word Wide InterWeb as well as hang out with physical humans.
Dark times for all.
Although I must say that while walking around in NYC, I observed a direct correlation between sunlight and the rears of the Manhattan females out on the prowl.
Does photosynthesis apply to more than plants?
Do the sweet rays of the sun improve the bodies of women?
I look forward to testing this theory in the coming summer months.
I also got my computer back.
Reunited and it feels so good.
Expect lots of Snitches of the Week, my late ass Black/White roundup and other nonsensical ramblings.
Thanks for the roll call comments. Hopefully the motivation continues.