Monday, March 20, 2006

I believe


(If I still bought jerseys this one would be on the way.)

It was written in the stars, (get it!?) Terrell Owens was meant for the Cowboys.

An undeniable history of greatness, the confidence of knowing how good you are as well as the hatred of most of America are all trademark Dallas characteristics.

For all the shit he talks, the dude is talented. Besides, all his outbursts are misguided attempts to motivate his team.
Of course he'll argue with Bledsoe, but so did Keyshaun Johnson.

When it comes down to it, he just wants to win.
He'll be good for the team and the Cowboys will make the playoffs next year with at least a 10-6 record.

Folks need to remember that Jerry Jones has been reigning in unwieldy negroes since the early 90's and that Owens is not the type to be found with a hooker in his trunk, or cocaine in his helmet like so many other ridiculous criminally inclined athletes.

He'll be fine.

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Iverson remains the gulliest dude in the NBA.

Not only is he a midget, he is not 6' in person, but he has the healing factor of Wolverine on steroids.
According to USA Today, the only athlete tougher is Brett Favre.
Arguable.

I was on NBA.com trying to see if he would be back in time to prevent bum-ass Chris Webber from destroying his playoff hopes and I ran across this graphic.



CAREER GAMES MISSED DUE TO INJURY
1996-97
1.
Left shoulder separation
11/16/96-11/22/96
1-2
2.
Sore left shoulder
12/12/96 and 12/14/96
0-2
3.
Sprained left ankle
3/30/97
1-0
1998-99
4.
Right quadriceps contusion
3/26/99 and 4/4/99
0-2
1999-2000
5.
Broken right thumb
11/24/99 - 12/10/99
6-4
6.
Synovitis, left knee, broken left big toe
4/18/00
1-0
2000-01
7.
Right shoulder dislocation
12/26/00
1-0
8.
Left knee contusion
1/19/01
1-0
9.
Left hip pointer
3/14/01; 3/17/01 - 3/23/01
1-4
10.
Tailbone contusion
4/4/01 - 4/6/01
2-0
11.
Right elbow bursitis
4/17/01 - 4/18/01
1-1
12.
Left sacroiliac joint contusion
5/26/01 (PO)
0-1
2001-02
13.
Right elbow rehab
10/30/01 – 11/8/01
0-5
14.
Sprained left thumb
12/7/01 – 12/8/01
0-2
15.
Sprained right great toe
2/17/02
0-1
16.
Fractured left hand
3/24/02 – 4/17/02
7-7
2003-04
17.
Right knee contusion
11/19/03
1-0
18.
Right knee cematoma
12/9/03
1-0
19.
Right knee contusion
12/14/03 – 1/3/04
3-7
20.
Right index finger sprain
1/27/04 – 1/28/04
0-2
21.
Right shoulder contusion
2/23/04 – 3/3/04
1-3
22.
Right knee synovitis
3/8/04 – 3/14/04
3-1
23.
Right knee synovitis/right knee lesion of the articular cartilage of the trochlear groove
3/22/04 – 4/14/04
5-7
2004-05
24.
Right Elbow Contusion
11/21/04
0-1
25.
Right Ankle Sprain
1/9/05
0-1
26.
Left Shoulder Strain
1/26/05 - 1/29/05
1-2
27.
Flu-Like Symptoms
2/7/05
0-1
28.
Right and Left Thumb Sprains
4/9/05
1-0
2005-06
29.
Left Ankle Sprain
1/28/06 - 02/03/06
2-2
30.
Right foot sprain and contusion
03/14/06 - 3/19/06
0-4


Heart like that and they don't want him on the next U.S. Olympic team?
Fuck 'em.

1 comment:

  1. jerry colangelo is a fuckin homo supremacist.

    luke ridnhour?!? j.j.redick?!? bobby 'fagazz' hurley?!?

    it aint cause of A.I. that USA b-ball sucked.

    so what if he don't want to wear a blazer

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