(Say some shit Jolie...)
Is Scarlett Johannson really that hot?
She's cute and all but can she really hold Halle Berry or Eva Longoria's jock?
She was recently voted Sexiest Women in the Space/Time Continuum or some such bullshit by Horny Ass Frat Boy magazine.
Or maybe it was FHM's 100 Sexiest Women of 2006.
She beat out such beauties on the list as Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguiliera, Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani and Reese Witherspoon (all ugly) for the title by going from #9 last year to #1 this year.
What moves you up 8 hot units?
Maybe it's nuggets of wisdom like this?
"One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy."
Indeed Scarlett, indeed.
Tell your daughters.