(My kinda bird...)
Damn homie... The streets are watching for real.
There are lot of ways shitty ways to find out about affairs and unfaithful lovers, but having your parrot squawk out the name of your girlfriend's side piece must be rough.
A British computer programmer in London found out "the one he trusted was spread like mustard" when his parrot kept saying "I love you Gary" until the girl confessed the truth. Her boyfriend's name sure as hell wasn't Gary.
However the parrot wouldn't stop declaring his love for Gary even after he broke up with her and eventually the owner had to give the parrot away.
Making sure he confirmed all stereotypes about computer programmers, he was more broken up about losing the bird than the girl.
"I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."
Ah, computer nerds.
African grey parrot, for your unique brand of interspecies snitching, you are the Snitch of the Week.
If you need a home, holla at me.