Saturday, January 07, 2006

Snitch of the Week: 12/25 - 12/31

(Fake science is fun!)

Whoever the anonymous lab assistant who ratted out Hwang Woo-Suk's pseudo-science was, they get the last Snitch of the Week for 2005.

In a year where Jesus Vs. Science dominated the American homefront, the Science team took whatever advances they could get.

Team Science embraced Hwang and his wacky cloned dogs, embryos and babies only to find out those shits were faker than a $7 bill.

As a personal member of the science team, his rise and fall was a good reminder to all the liberal folksters out there, that science can be as faulty of a system as praying to grilled cheese sandwiches with images of the Virgin Mary on the side.

Could there be a better plan than Christian fundamentalists sending in sleeper agents as hardcore scientists to fuck up the reputation of stem-cell research from the inside?

I smell a conspiracy.

Anyway, anonymous lab worker, for alerting the world to the funny ongoings in the clone factory and forcing everyone to talk another look at stem cells and the fallability of science, you are 2005's final Snitch of the Week.

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