Monday, November 28, 2005

On Your Mark, Get Set, Buy Shit!

It's good to see that Black Friday has successfully mixed the frightening fervor of an American Idol tryout with the experience of shopping at Wal-Mart, although I'm guessing there is a large overlap there.

I missed my opportunity to celebrate the only positive "black" event this year but I'll be sure to consume conspicuously next year.

Other proud black events I plan on celebrating.

The Black Death Anniversary Bash
Black Monday
Not to mention Black Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
And the OJ Simpson trial.

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