It's good to see that Black Friday has successfully mixed the frightening fervor of an American Idol tryout with the experience of shopping at Wal-Mart, although I'm guessing there is a large overlap there.
I missed my opportunity to celebrate the only positive "black" event this year but I'll be sure to consume conspicuously next year.
Other proud black events I plan on celebrating.
The Black Death Anniversary Bash
Not to mention Black Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
And the OJ Simpson trial.