Thursday, December 01, 2005

Who says rappers are the only exploiters of big booty hoes?

After hosting the Country Music Awards in New York and placing numberous albums at #1 on the Billboard charts all year, country music has finally found out how to conquer the mainstream.

Songs about asses and videos to show those asses.

Trace Adkins has fired the shot heard 'round the world with "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" (Yahoo! login, IE only)

If the Nelly and Tim McGraw song "Over and Over" and Cowboy Troy aren't a clear enough indication of what is going on here, maybe should end all confusion.

Dammit people, this is part of Karl Rove's plan to make inroads into the black community!

Soon Jamal Jenkins will have Nascar season tickets and Laquisha will be voting Republican.

Don't say I didn't warn y'all.

Coming to a belt buckle of a hood near you.

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