Tinfoil shortages across the land

Peep how your cell phone acts as a homing device.

And how Bush wants to utilize said homing powers.

The 9/11 report shows that some people clearly need to be spied on, but that necessity needs to be weighed against the fact that there is a lot of obvious ass information that the government passes over to go out of their way and spy on weird liberal groups and library patrons.

That whole Boost Mobile "Where You At?" campaign takes on a brand new meaning.