All you "Jack Bauer" fanboys need to jump off the sinking ship of "24" and get on some "Shield." Our 6th season is great and our 7th will be even better.
May God bless Shawn Ryan, Michael Chiklis and the French for the joy they brought to my life this spring.
You knew this was going to happen sooner than later, Princess Jailbait aka Danah, the girl who cost Akorn his Verizon endorsement deal got her MySpace page blown up by TMZ.com (good-looking to DR on the e-mail.)
On her page she posted a picture from the night of the controversial event, and the caption says, "girls nite out! best time!!" Not quite the way she described the evening to the Trinidad Express.
Her MySpace page is now set to private and lists her age at 19. When will these kiddies learn that MySpace is not your friend?
I'm no fan of Condi, in fact I kind of hate her, a lot, but much like the Imus/Rutgers debacle the issue for me is that this shit is corny. Who the fuck finds this funny? Or anything that Opie and Anthony does?
First off let's not get it twisted, I hate Akon. He can't sing, he makes awful music and those Verizon commercials piss me off.
That being said, Akon got set the fuck up in Trinidad.
Anyone who is West Indian, knows West Indians or has even eaten a beef patty or some jerk chicken in their life knows that West Indian culture is as hyper-sexual as they come. Little West Indian girls learn how to wine upside down on their head while holding a Red Stripe shortly after their first baby steps.
Sad, but true.
So Akon has a show in Trinidad, has a contest, pulls a girl onstage and freak dances the shit out of her while everyone cheers with glee. Par for the Trinidadian course right?
"I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me onstage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert," Akon said.
Secondly, Verizon knew he had a song called "Smack That" where he indicates how and where he will fuck women and a song called "I Wanna Fuck You" which details, well you can figure that one out.
Akon is not exactly Captain Subtlety.
Thirdly, the club was an 18+ club and he sings adult music which adults have the right to enjoy no matter how bad it is. Akon has to perform and run security and check ID cards?
I've been to parties in Trinidad. They don't check ID. You can look at the guest list, pick a name, say you are that person and get in. I can do that and I'm a man. You think a girl who is damn near naked is going to have problems getting in a show in Trinidad? C'mon.
Finally, look at the girl's father.
Your daughter wasn't tricked Pastor. From this picture alone I can tell this man is the sort of self-righteous religious nut who is so out of touch he thinks that his hairstyle is popping and that his daughter's not a slore because she wears ankle length dresses at home.
If Akon has to take this fall and Paris Hilton, Phil Spector and R. Kelly all get off, I'm slapping somebody.
As a man who went from being a Crip, to singing "Cop Killer" to playing his own potential victim on Law and Order, it's safe to say that 50-year old Ice T has gone through a bit of change in his career. Let's not forget he was at the forefront of some of the earliest movements to censor Negroes saying bad things. "Cop Killer got him dropped from his label to which he responded,
"The song was written in character, and that "if you believe that I'm a cop killer, you believe David Bowie is an astronaut," in reference to Bowie's song Space Oddity."
So it was interesting to see Spine Mag link to this SOHH interview with the other Mr. T on snitching and how criminal codes are now becoming civilian codes.
For snitching on snitching, Ice T is the Snitch of the week.
Her mother, who should be proud of what she raised, had this to say,
As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton’s mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton, then blurted out: “May I have your autograph?”
Sickening. That's the type of shit that starts a class war. Who else but a privileged white woman would yell that shit out in a courtroom.
I know that shit didn't matter because more than half of these fuckers have no chance to be President, but it's scary to observe the symbolic and political aesthetic of the modern Republican party.
Ten old white men. Anti-science, anti-gay, anti-abortion, pro-war and trying to get back to 1980 to perform fellatio on Ronald Reagan. I don't think I've ever heard the words "God" and "Reagan" so much in one night. Maybe Reagan is God? Or vice versa?
Dude really wasn't that great of a president.
The Democratic Party isn't exactly a rainbow but at least they have a few sprinkles here and there. I mean damn.
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