Free Akon!

(Trouble indeed...)

First off let's not get it twisted, I hate Akon.
He can't sing, he makes awful music and those Verizon commercials piss me off.

That being said, Akon got set the fuck up in Trinidad.

Anyone who is West Indian, knows West Indians or has even eaten a beef patty or some jerk chicken in their life knows that West Indian culture is as hyper-sexual as they come. Little West Indian girls learn how to wine upside down on their head while holding a Red Stripe shortly after their first baby steps.

Sad, but true.

So Akon has a show in Trinidad, has a contest, pulls a girl onstage and freak dances the shit out of her while everyone cheers with glee. Par for the Trinidadian course right?

Wrong, the girl turns out to be 14, the daughter of a pastor and the clip went up on YouTube.
Whoops!


Here's the video,



Looks like a normal Trinidadian show to me.
And here are some pictures that went with it.


(I think she's looking for her Bible.)


Poor little preacher's daughter. She sure looks scared.

The heat picked up and the cowards at Verizon dropped the sponsorship of his tour with Gwen Stefani and erased all his music from their catalog.

Akon also started kissing kneecaps and licking boots,

• "I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me onstage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert," Akon said.

First off he already did this to the super slore Tara Reid a while back, so his dancing style shouldn't be a surprise to Verizon. That's his M.O.

Secondly, Verizon knew he had a song called "Smack That" where he indicates how and where he will fuck women and a song called "I Wanna Fuck You" which details, well you can figure that one out.

Akon is not exactly Captain Subtlety.

Thirdly, the club was an 18+ club and he sings adult music which adults have the right to enjoy no matter how bad it is. Akon has to perform and run security and check ID cards?

I've been to parties in Trinidad. They don't check ID. You can look at the guest list, pick a name, say you are that person and get in.
I can do that and I'm a man. You think a girl who is damn near naked is going to have problems getting in a show in Trinidad?
C'mon.

Finally, look at the girl's father.



Your daughter wasn't tricked Pastor.
From this picture alone I can tell this man is the sort of self-righteous religious nut who is so out of touch he thinks that his hairstyle is popping and that his daughter's not a slore because she wears ankle length dresses at home.

If Akon has to take this fall and Paris Hilton, Phil Spector and R. Kelly all get off, I'm slapping somebody.