Monday, February 04, 2008

How Did the Giants Win the Superbowl?

Seriously?

Please explain it because my head still hurts...

Eli Manning has a Superbowl ring and Randy Moss does not.

11 comments:

  1. Randy doesn't deserve one...he's a horrible person and I hope he never gets a ring. That's serves his arrogant behind right.

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  2. I'm just referring to skill level.

    I could have said Tomlinson, T.O., Marino or any list of great players who deserved a damn ring before Eli.

    Mother fuck.

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  3. Pats got shook. They made the mistake of thinking they already had it in the bag near the end. The Game is over when the game is over.

    I mean when Brady gets sacked more times than Rome, you would have thought the Pats would give the Giants a little more respect on the field.

    Well at least the Pats don't go away with nothing. To go undefeated the entire season and then lose the Bowl, well that earns them the title of World Champion chokers.

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  4. Randy Moss is a guy that plays sports...well. That's the only qualification for deserving a championship.

    I'm just glad that New Englanders won't have another win to brag about. Also, why didn't I bet the spread!!!

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  5. Why does Eli have a ring? Because sports, like real life, isnt a meritocracy.

    Eli is still just an avaerage QB, but he has some talented recievers, and a defense that was just ferocious, thats why. This question you ask could be asked of many.

    Why does Kenny Smith get to sit on TNT and gloat about his 2 championship rings, (TWO!!) when all he did is have the great fortune of being traded to a team with Hakeem Olajuwon? I mean he was a good player, but think about guys like Ewing, Barkley, Malone, etc who all were unable to get a ring, and are some of the best players to EVER play the game. John Salley has SIX rings on THREE different teams!!!!

    And for my real life example, why does a girl like Paris Hilton get to gal avant around the world living a life only precious few on the planet can afford to live, when her greatest achievement in life was the ability to slide through a billionaire vagina on her birthday?

    Meanwhile an educated brother like myself is unemployed and struggling to get by.

    Thats what you get for rooting for a quarterback who is a Bush supporter, and by your own admission, a member of a terrorist organization!!

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  6. Jared "The Battleship" Lorenzen has a Superbowl ring.

    http://constitutionclub.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/lorenzen.gif

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  7. "And for my real life example, why does a girl like Paris Hilton get to gal avant around the world living a life only precious few on the planet can afford to live, when her greatest achievement in life was the ability to slide through a billionaire vagina on her birthday"?

    I think this answers your guestion pretty clearly.

    Life's a Bitch and then you die.

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  8. "And for my real life example, why does a girl like Paris Hilton get to gal avant around the world living a life only precious few on the planet can afford to live, when her greatest achievement in life was the ability to slide through a billionaire vagina on her birthday"?

    I think this answers your question pretty cleary.

    Life is a bitch, and then you die.

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  9. I hope I can slide through a billionaire vagina someday.

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  10. The Giants won because, on the crucial night, they were the better team.

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  11. Life would be a lot better if I could slide into a billionaire vagina.

    Anyhoo, it's been a week and I still am in denial.

    Plaxico Burress has a ring and T.O. doesnt. It hurts.

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