(Like father, not like son.)
I got a bunch of these, let's go.
Television bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman's son was dipping in the chocolate honey pot and pops wasn't feeling it and let off of an R-Rated racist tirade against his son's black girlfriend that got his showed pulled off the air.
Of course, like Michael Richard and Imus, Dog is not a racist and never heard of those words until they came out of his mouth.
"I did not mean to add yet another slap in the face to an entire race of people who have brought so many gifts to this world," he said. "I am ashamed of myself and I pledge to do whatever I can to repair this damage I have caused."
Chapman said, "My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation."
Chapman said the clip was completely taken out of context.
"I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character," he said. "However, I should have never used that term."
It turns out his son was the one who recorded the audio and sold it to the press to get revenge on his dad.
Damn Tucker Chapman.
Dog Junior, for blowing up the spot of the man who handed you the silver spoon, or at least a bronze spoon, you are the Snitch of the Week.
I had the wrong son.