Snitch of the Week: 9/23 - 9/29 (Spielberg Snitch)

(Can you say my bad?)

Some stories just smack you in the face for sheer absurdity.
Peep Tyler Nelson's fuck-up,

• "Nelson, cast as a dancing Russian soldier, talked to the Edmond Sun in Oklahoma despite having signed a nondisclosure agreement. In response, director Steven Spielberg's spokesman is ominously quoted as saying: "Who knows whether that particular person will ever work in this town again?""

How do you cross Steven Spielberg, the King Jew of Hollywood and expect to live, let alone work in Hollywood again?

He'll be lucky if he can get a job cleaning Port-A-Potty's in Santa Monica.

For fucking the fuck up and achieving new levels of stupidity, Tyler Nelson is the Snitch of the Week.