Sunday, September 23, 2007

Snitch of the Week: 9/16 - 9/22 (Miss Teen South Carolina)

(Oh white girls, you always win...)

Remember Lauren Caitlin Upton aka Miss Teen South Carolina, who we all got a laugh off of for her "Maps for the Iraq, and um the like because of the South Africans" video?

Guess she got the last laugh

  • The South Carolina beauty queen who suffered a geographic meltdown over "U.S. Americans" during last month's Miss Teen USA pageant can now have the last laugh, with the chance to make up to $25,000 a day as a model for Donald Trump.

    Lauren Caitlin Upton, 18, of Lexington, S.C., reportedly flew to New York City today to begin employment for Trump Model Management.

    The station says she'll live in the Trump Apartments in Manhattan, with potential assignments in faraway places "such as" Milan, Japan and Australia. There was no mention of "the Iraq" or South Africa, two countries Upton dwelt upon in a rambling answer at the pageant.

So she'll be getting:

1) $25,000 a DAY
2) Free room and board in an Manhattan apartment
3) Free international travel

and an opportunity to replace Donald Trump's wife when he's ready for some new white meat?

For dropping the dime on how the world really works for anyone who felt superior to her, Lauren Upton is the Snitch of the Week.


  1. Wow, can you seriously tell a young girl to use her brains?

  2. That pisses me off! Yea I'm bitter, I don't care. hahaha

  3. Dumb and hot: a perfect young woman

  4. She's a typical Blond: Sexy, Hot, attractive, all good looks but no brains.