Motherfuck Dunkin Donuts...

...For listening to this retarded cunt, Michelle Malkin (who said that the WWII internment of Japanese Americans was a great idea)



And caving in to her most recent screed. According to Michelle Malkin, Rachel Ray's scarf in the Dunkin Donut ad below was "too Middle Eastern" and made it easier for Dunkin Donuts to suicide bomb delicious confectioneries in the stomach's of America (I made that last part up.)

Here's what Malkin actually said,

• So it was with some dismay that I learned last week that Dunkin' Donuts spokeswoman Rachael Ray, the ubiquitous TV hostess, posed for one of the company's ads in what appeared to be a black-and-white keffiyeh.

  The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not so ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities and left-wing icons.

Here is Rachel Ray's pic from the ad with Dunkin Donut's apology.

• ‘‘In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial.’’

Why do conservatives, after nearly a decade of social, economic and foreign policy failure still have this kind of power?

If I was Rachel Ray I'd tell DD to eat my fucking donut hole.

China = Gulliest Country Ever

(Wishing he worked for FEMA)

America is now realizing that the "Made In China" label that keeps the shit we buy so cheap isn't really worth it when the Chinese have swarms of rats in their farms, are putting anti-freeze ingredients into cough medicine and resin into pet food.

So what does China do to restore Western faith in its unregulated products after these scandals?
They execute a health official who was took bribes.

• China executed its former top food and drug regulator today for taking bribes to approve untested medicine as Beijing scrambled to show that it is serious about improving the safety of Chinese products.

Damn, China.
I bet every lazy half-assed bureaucrat sat up in his chair when they read that story.


- The NAACP symbolically buried the N word in Detroit earlier this week.



That's funny because I realistically buried the NAACP years ago. What a sad irrelevant group they have become.
And this procession was lead by Detroit's joke ass coon of a mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick.

• "Today we're not just burying the N-word, we're taking it out of our spirit," said Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. "We gather burying all the things that go with the N-word. We have to bury the 'pimps' and the 'hos' that go with it."

Give me a fucking break.

• "This was the greatest child that racism ever birthed," the Rev. Otis Moss III, assistant pastor at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, said in his eulogy.

Yea, that whole lynching thing? Much easier to deal with than a word.
Meanwhile, the city of Detroit burned in the background.


- Bush's pimp hand is strong. Congress subpoenaed his lawyer/cleaning lady Harriet Miers (Seriously, what does she do?) and Bush responded with a prompt "Ho, sit down."

• President Bush ordered former counsel Harriet Miers to defy a congressional summons, even as a second former aide told a Senate panel Wednesday she knew of no involvement by Bush in the dismissals of eight federal prosecutors.

Even if she is convicted of contempt of court by Congress Bush will just pardon her.
Checks and balances for the win!!!


- And in the Department of What the Fuck, a religious bookseller was struck by lightning and put into a coma.
Who knew that God reads Vonnegut?

Have Y'All Ever Watched Korean Horror Movies? It's Starting To Make Sense...

Apparently this kid was a lot more insane than anyone realized.

Have y'all seen this Korean movie "Old Boy" that he apparently based his killing on?

• The film centers on a seemingly ordinary businessman, Dae-su (the terrific Choi Min-sik), who, after being mysteriously imprisoned, goes on an extensive, exhausting rampage, seeking answers and all manner of bloody revenge.

It was probably one the most gruesome and disturbing mind-fucks recorded to film. Up there with "Irreversible" and "I Spit on Your Grave."

If all your shit wasn't together upstairs, I could definitely see "Oldboy" becoming the basis of some sort of revenge fantasy.

The other loser here?
The group Collective Soul who will have their 90's hit "Shine Down" forever associated with a mass murder. Apparently he played the song on repeat for hours.





Like the grunge era doesn't have a bad enough legacy (Nickelback, ahem) as it is...

This whole thing feels like the first intersection of today's YouTube/MySpace culture and mass violence. Kind of like the 2007 social networking sequel to 1999 Columbine.

Mass murderers have always been delusional and self-absorbed. Cho Seung-Hui was a senior at VT and his sister graduated from Princeton, yet he was complaining about rich kids? Talk about disconnection from reality.

Talk about "Get Rich or Die Trying."

Looking at the photos and the video he left, I can't help but see it as someones demented MySpace page and the twisted YouTube video blog that would go along with it.
The self-portrait posing, the solipsism, the bad pseudo-poetry, the martyr complex.

Pretty common shit.


Side Notes:

• Virginia Tech is going to get fucked the fuck up in law suits.
  
  Peep it,
  
  "Ms. Norris, who taught Mr. Cho in a 10-student creative writing workshop last fall, was disturbed enough by his writings that she contacted the associate dean of students, Mary Ann Lewis. Ms. Norris said the faculty was instructed to report problem students to Ms. Lewis.
  
  “You go to her to find out if there are any other complaints about a student,” Ms. Norris said, adding that Ms. Lewis had said she had no record of any problem with Mr. Cho despite his long and troubled history at the university."
  
  Whoops.
  
  


• Michael Vick's cheap ass donated $10,000. Less than it cost him in legal fees to shake the charge of weed smuggling charge.
  
  


• John McCain has climbed the ranks and locked down the 1st, 2nd and 3rd spots of most hated politician by saying he believes in "no gun control."
  
  Smooth timing there McCain.
  

Oh, by the way, nearly 200 Iraqis (which equals 3 American lives) got blown away in Baghdad today. For the record, they have no faces and no names.

Peep this tale from the blast,

• “The blast threw me to the ground and shattered a window over my body,” said Salar Kamal Zari, a 37-year-old teacher visiting from Kurdistan, who had just stepped into a nearby store when the bomb exploded. “I saw a human head in front of the store and many cars burning and smoke everywhere.”
  

  “I will never stay in Baghdad anymore,” he vowed.

Who the fuck visits Iraq on vacation?
Dude, fire your travel agent and get a crazy Asian kid involved if you want anyone to give a damn.

Don't Mess With English Majors

(Bad combo)

First off, I have Ex-CIA agents co-signing my post from yesterday.
Holla at me all you anonymous posters.

Next up, things people are asking, or will ask to be banned in light of this school shooting:

• Basketball (he played it a lot)
• Minorites in colleges
• Video games
• All forms of immigration
• Computers
• English Majors
• Possibly Asians (I'm not even linking to the places I read this nonsense on.)

I will also add bad writing. Apparently, guns, not so much.

Peep this dude's short stories from a VT writing class.

Short Story 1

Short Story 2

Ho - Lee Shit.
Aside from the utterly horrible quality of the writing, that shit has school shooter written all over it. Don't even make me break out my psychology books to start evaluating what's going on behind the scenes.

Could you imagine someone reading that shit in a writing class?

That would quite possibly be the most awkward silence ever.
Please believe that class would be dropped ASAP as well as any other class that had Cho Seung-Hui on the roster.

It was a telling coincidence to see the accounts of what a weird and lonely kid Seung-Hui was, correspond with this study released today.

Asians rate sex lives so-so: survey (AP)

I'm just saying...

Virginia Tech: Almost as Gully as Iraq

I know it's early in the tragedy and Americans aren't really willing to step out of their bubble and what not, and I'm definitely not trying to make light of this situation, but anyone with the smallest amount of perspective must realize that this is what Iraqis see on the news everyday.

Sometimes 2 or 3 times a day.

Their own fellow countrymen blowing the shit each other without any possible justification.

On some real shit, if a day passed in Iraq and the Virginia Tech shooting was the only thing that happened, that would be considered a good day in Iraq.
30 dead people don't even make the news in Iraq. I barely heard about the 34 people that died in Baghdad yesterday that beat out today's 33 at VT.

Sadly this event will become a funhouse mirror where every opportunist will try to advance whatever cause they believe in.

Not enough guns, too many guns, not enough Don Imus, too much Don Imus or whatever else they can associate with it.

It's already started. Peep this quote from the White House Press Conference (which is always a fucking joke,)

• "As far as policy, the President believes that there is a right for people to bear arms, but that all laws must be followed. And certainly bringing a gun into a school dormitory and shooting -- I don't want to say numbers because I know that they're still trying to figure out many people were wounded and possibly killed, but obviously that would be against the law and something that someone should be held accountable for."

Well Hallelujah, George Bush thinks school shootings should be illegal!
Close call.

Soon-to-be extinct dinosaur John McCain had this to say,

• "I do believe in the constitutional right that everyone has, in the Second Amendment to the Constitution, to carry a weapon," he said. "Obviously we have to keep guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens."

Surely this moron realizes that most of the people who snap have no prior records? Why is he still around?


And as always with this type of situation, everyone wonders what they would have done. As a black person, seeing how we have fared in past school shootings, such as Columbine, please believe I would have been snitched from a SAFE distance.

Apparently Virginia Tech, who had a school shooting last year, fucked the fuck up in their handling of the whole situation. The first shooting was earlier in the day and absolutely nothing was done until it reached the point below.



Damn, America has some serious issues.

Like Dick Cheney, You Can't Stop Me

(You call that a suicide bombing?!)

I really need to stop posting once a week, especially after getting some good feedback from that Curtis/Obama post, but shit keeps popping up.
What kept me occupied this past week was my new phone. I was rocking that Sidekick 2 for a minute because I got it for free, but I got tired of the glowing pink lights, sprinkles and teenage attention that shit seems to attract. No one over age 16 should be rocking a Sidekick. I guarantee R. Kelly has about 30.

So I got me a T-Mobile Dash at one of those Indian hustle spots in Midtown and I haven't been this happy since the mid-90's.




This phone is the hotness. If anyone has that T-Mobile hook-up, holla at me about the data plan...

But the realest shit of this all is that I now have a Nintendo in my phone with dozens of games, but most importantly I have Mike Tyson's Punchout on my phone.
Mike Tyson's Punchout.
Do you know how serious that shit is?
This phone has restored my youth. It could only be better if Catherine Zeta Jones came with the phone.


A lot of crazy shit happened in the last week. Here's what caught my eye.

• Dick Cheney faked a assassination attempt to get back the sympathy of the American people after saying crazy shit all week. I don't buy that bombing. Shit was staged like 50 and Cams beef.
  

• The stock market damn near crashed. Can you say "China runs our country?"
  
  
• Speaking of Asians, they almost started a race war with the Blacks in San Fran. (Gawker provided the healing we all needed.)
  

• Blacks now like Obama or... Blacks still don't like Obama. (Oprah does and so does Condi Rice?!)
  

• Women are getting HPV like iPods. Good thing men can't get it.
  
  
• India is the new Africa. Most Indian women never heard of AIDS and Indian kids are starving worse than Africans.
  
  
• Kelis is attacking undercover prostitutes. WTF?...
  
  
• NYC just banned the N-Word and Virginia just became the first state to apologize for slavery.
  
  Man, I could blog for a week on this shit alone but since I'm so behind let me just simply state that symbolic government actions are some ol' bullshit.
  
  Were Blacks in NYC (and Virginia) being held back by the word "nigger" or because no one said sorry to them for slavery?
  I guess the AIDS crisis, unemployment, high dropout rates, witness intimidation and good old inner city crime should all disappear by the end of the week.
  The old black dinosaurs and the whites trying to absolve their guilt who pushed these pieces of legislation through need to wake the fuck up.
  
  When sites like www.NiggaSpace.com get 200,000 black teens to sign up I would say the problem runs a little deeper than most people realize.
  
  Star recently said,
  
  "During my syndicated radio show on Clear Channel Communications, I once asked a Vice President of programming about playing less music and discussing more news. I was told that my audience was more passionate and rhythmic. Truth is, people who are conditioned to receive cash prizes, free goods and trips will always be attentive and incoherent."
  
  Even when blacks controlled BET they did nothing to dispel these notions that are held by the corporations that control black culture. Oh well, we could always Chicken Noodle Soup the problems away and go see Norbitt. Almost $100 million worth of y'all did already.