Friday, June 29, 2007

White People Win!

(Bong hits for Jesus!)

The Supreme Court is on a tear. They are trying to see how much they can fuck America the fuck up before they go hunting with Dick Cheney for the summer.

The list of god awful rulings they made in the last few days is sickening but the real shit kicker is their ruling on race in schools.

Apparently that whole Civil Rights movement thing you Negroes have been into for the last few decades was a waste of time, because segregation is really not that big of a deal. Black kids can't Chicken Noodle their way out of this one.

Court strikes racial diversity school programs (Reuters)

Certain sections of the media and so-called "independent" voters would like you to believe because of the nature of our political system, Democrats and Republicans are identical.

When you look at the type of Supreme Court Justices Republicans nominate and the decisions they make, you realize that is one of the greatest lies ever sold.

Let's go through the interweb and see how much race doesn't matter...

But don't worry about those things. The Supreme Court says race doesn't matter. The Supreme Court which consists of a fucking retard named Antonin Scalia, who cites the fictional terrorist fighting of Jack Bauer as a defense of torture.

Peep the delusion,

  • The conservative jurist stuck up for Agent Bauer, arguing that fictional or not, federal agents require latitude in times of great crisis. “Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. … He saved hundreds of thousands of lives,” Judge Scalia said. Then, recalling Season 2, where the agent’s rough interrogation tactics saved California from a terrorist nuke, the Supreme Court judge etched a line in the sand.

    “Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?” Judge Scalia challenged his fellow judges. “Say that criminal law is against him? ‘You have the right to a jury trial?’ Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don’t think so.”




Can you say disbarment?

"24" has become the most pathetic enabler for Republican torture fantasies and the failed "War on Terror." It's really disgraceful.

Do Republicans have any respectable or defensible positions anymore?
Will it even matter by the time 2009 gets here?


  1. Glad you're back. I have never watched a single episode of 24, and I think I am a better man for that shit. The only episode of Bill O'Reilly I've ever watched is the one with Dam and Cam'ron. you mad, ha ha. Keep up the good work.

  2. Great having you back dude. My fav part of the bong hits for jesus decision was clarence thomas writing for the majority saying some old-timey shit like; back in the day kids had to listen in school and that no kid should be in a position to question their teachers' authority.

    Further a new article claims that he just set a record for fewest words spoken by a justice, dating back to january or some ridiculous shit. Sandra Day is sorely missed.

  3. HR, you forgot a couple:

    * White dude (albeit a Euro) wins NBA MVP.

    * Half white dude (albeit a Euro) wins NBA Finals MVP.

    * Robin Thicke, a white dude of very dubious vocal talents, RUNS the R&B charts. Maxwell is somewhere in the East Village bussin' tables.

    Best year EVAR, indeed.


  4. I'm still waiting for the day I can use the Vic Mackey defense in court.

    Oh well.

    I think the only thing that's keeping me sane at this point is a young man named King Barrington Irving. Recently, he became the youngest black man to fly around the a plane he built himself.

    Great news, but how much time did the press spend on it?

  5. If I ever go to court I am bringing all 6 seasons of the Shield on DVD as my legal defense.

    I heard about King Barrington Irving.
    I should have given him more shine.
    Shame he didnt get covered.

    - Maxwell will have his revenge on Robin Thicke.

    - Clarence Thomas and Scalia need to go. Plain and simple.

  6. ROTFL @ Scalia.

    The Fox News link is retarded. Historical satire that is blatantly historically incorrect = not funny.

    And stop lusting after white women.

  7. i blame Clarence Thomas