I've been waiting my whole life for a device that let's you snitch on your fellow moviegoers. Regal Cinemas has ended my wait.
- Moviegoers would receive remote devices that allow them to silently page theater staff if something is annoying them, whether it be another person talking or making noise, something wrong with the picture, or movie piracy. Those doing the snitching become members of the Regal Crown Club loyalty program, which allows them to accumulate credits toward future box office and concession stand purchases.
Regal Cinemas is a theater I can fuck with.
While few things beat movie hopping on a Saturday, nothing ruins that experience like other human beings.
For making snitching as simple as pressing a button, Regal Cinemas is the Snitch of the Week.