Friday, April 18, 2008

Mother Fuck the U.S. Government


(Motherfuck Neil, motherfuck Lynn, motherfuck Mike)

Maybe I've been listening to Eazy-E too much but mother fucker any government official or Congressperson who decides to investigate a sporting event before any of the million ___________________ (fill in the blank) real scandals that have gone untouched.

Peep the newest failure of America,

  • Reps. Neil Abercrombie, D-Hawaii, Lynn Westmoreland, R-Ga., and Mike Simpson, R-Idaho, are introducing a resolution rejecting the oft-criticized bowl system as an illegal restriction on trade because only the largest universities compete in most of the major bowl games. The resolution would require Justice's antitrust division to investigate whether the system violates federal law.

    Abercrombie said the matter is worthy of federal review because college football is big business with hundreds of millions of dollars at stake.

    "It's money. That's what this is all about," he said.

    But it's no coincidence that all three lawmakers have home-state schools with recent beefs against the bowl system.

    The University of Hawaii and Boise State University in Idaho each had an undefeated season in recent years, but were denied a shot at the championship. And Westmoreland said he is still smarting about his University of Georgia Bulldogs being passed over for the national championship game last year.

    Georgia instead was matched up against undefeated Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl, winning 41-10.


Please kill all yourselves. Now.

I swear I feel like I'm watching Rome burn.

5 comments:

  1. Congress wonders why they have like an 18% approval rating.

    First you have the Roger Clemens Trial errrrrrr.. steroid hearings then you have Arlen Specter in his personal vendetta to investigate the Patriots who coincidentally beat his beloved Eagles in a Superbowl.

    Now this.

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  2. Please add me to your Rome burning club. Are there any snacks available? S'mores? Popcorn?

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  3. Now THIS is soul crushing! These fucking jerkoffs get to play frat boy college games on our dollars as the economy crumbles. Un-fucking-believable.

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