Snitch of the Week: 8/5 - 8/11 (Bathroom Republican)

Good looks to everyone who emailed me this story, although it was pretty hard to miss.

Bob Allen, a Florida Republican, got busted trying to blow a undercover black police officer in a park bathroom. He then blamed his gayness on the fact that he was scared of black people and with his intimate knowledge of the blacks, he decided offering a blowjob was the best way to get out of the situation alive.

I guess he thought he was being robbed by Omar?

As always, the Daily Show sums it up best.



Not to be beaten, Glenn Murphy, the Young Republican National Federation President was under investigation for blowing a man in his sleep. He did the same thing about 10 years ago.

Don't forget Ted Haggard and Mark Foley.
Why are Republicans so gay?

By passing the very laws they aim to break, gay Republicans make it that much easier for it all to blow up in their face (no homo.) Gay Republicans, you are the Snitch of the Week.