Thursday, August 24, 2006

Survivor: Apartheid Edition

Survivor is segregating contestants into four racial groups for its newest season.
Blacks, Whites, Latinos and Asians (are those all the races?) will square off in the ultimate death match which will decide which race will rule all of Earth, once and for all. Or they will probably just split some monetary prize.

I've never watched an episode of Survivor before but you can be damn sure that I'll be tuned in on September 14th when it starts off.
Will the biggest drama between the races or within the races themselves?
Will the light skinned Blacks get along with the dark skinned ones?
This has to be good.

- There is Prison Break on Fox where you always come out on top,

And then there is Prison Break in real life, where you get shot in your back.

If only the guy who got shot could have known that before he tried to escape.

- And in lesser news, the entire solar system we exist in has been reinvented. Pluto got booted from the planetary club and now we're rocking 8 planets.

Watch your back Neptune...


  1. That 8 planets thing is messing me up. I'll have to edit my old rhymes. The Survivor thing irks me cause why not include some Pacific Islanders..look at the NFL. I do think that has some potential for some chaos.

  2. What about some American Indians? they wouldn't even need the prize money after they set up a casino.